When you die.........

[ToffeeMark]

After each storm of Life there's a rainbow of hope, for 'tis not the whole of Life to live nor all of Death to die

YouTube - CAT STEVENS ,OH VERY YOUNG

 

[coyney]

tune all kopites are gobsites words to all the people i owe money to ha

 

[teppic]

spinal tap.

"here lies 'insert name here' and why not?"

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

For me it would have to be:

Epitaph: A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough

Song: Living in a box

 

[McBain]

HE CAME, HE SAW, HE COMMENTED

Song: YouTube - yello music video- oooooh yeah

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

HE CAME, HE SAW, HE COMMENTED

Song: YouTube - yello music video- oooooh yeah

i'm sticking some of those comedy breasts from blackpool on your headstone.


here lies mcbain beneath this lawn
buried in a box with his stash of porn
you know what they say about if the cap fits
well this double header is like kathy lloyds tits
the lump in the middle shows just how he went
kecks round his ankles, an evening well spent
he was knockin 1 out when his ticker gave up
Mcbain the lover of the triple-F cup.

 

[trebilcock66]

i'm sticking some of those comedy breasts from blackpool on your headstone.


here lies mcbain beneath this lawn
buried in a box with his stash of porn
you know what they say about if the cap fits
well this double header is like kathy lloyds tits
the lump in the middle shows just how he went
kecks round his ankles, an evening well spent
he was knockin 1 out when his ticker gave up
Mcbain the lover of the triple-F cup.

Yay. Reidy for Poet Laureate. Priceless

For me it's either "But I was just getting started...." or "No Complaints"

Tune has to be z-cars - all me uncles went out to it, me dar will (not soon I hope) and me too.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i'm sticking some of those comedy breasts from blackpool on your headstone.


here lies mcbain beneath this lawn
buried in a box with his stash of porn
you know what they say about if the cap fits
well this double header is like kathy lloyds tits
the lump in the middle shows just how he went
kecks round his ankles, an evening well spent
he was knockin 1 out when his ticker gave up
Mcbain the lover of the triple-F cup.
©Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian.

yes bluebastardo i did.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/ale-house/5469-your-epitath.html

featuring a post from "dynamite", no lads she aint here anymore.

 

[gordonjblair]

Here lies Gordon James Blair, Life President of Earth
Died aged one hundred and eighty seven, whilst engaged in intercourse with 3 supermodels.

That'll do for me.

Music: Anything by Mariah Carey, that way I know I'll STILL be having more fun than everyone else

 

[Vim Fuego]

Headstone : I'm better dead than red.

Music : In Shreds - The Chameleons.

 

[davek]

Now that's what I call a voice beyond the grave!

 

[ToffeeMark]

Thats funny

 

[Seamus Colemole]

I suppose something like :

"Don't bother mourning i'm glad i'm dead. And so is the cannibal i sold my ass cheeks to"

 

[The Esk]

Here lies a life long blue
He saw us win a trophy or two
He saw the glory, the pain and the tears
But no more trophies in the final years
He went to Goodison one more time
And parted with this simple rhyme
It’s a shame, Nay a disgrace!
I watched this space until blue in the face!