When you die.........

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HE CAME, HE SAW, HE COMMENTED

Song: YouTube - yello music video- oooooh yeah


i'm sticking some of those comedy breasts from blackpool on your headstone.


here lies mcbain beneath this lawn
buried in a box with his stash of porn
you know what they say about if the cap fits
well this double header is like kathy lloyds tits
the lump in the middle shows just how he went
kecks round his ankles, an evening well spent
he was knockin 1 out when his ticker gave up
Mcbain the lover of the triple-F cup.
 
i'm sticking some of those comedy breasts from blackpool on your headstone.


here lies mcbain beneath this lawn
buried in a box with his stash of porn
you know what they say about if the cap fits
well this double header is like kathy lloyds tits
the lump in the middle shows just how he went
kecks round his ankles, an evening well spent
he was knockin 1 out when his ticker gave up
Mcbain the lover of the triple-F cup.

Yay. Reidy for Poet Laureate. Priceless

For me it's either "But I was just getting started...." or "No Complaints"

Tune has to be z-cars - all me uncles went out to it, me dar will (not soon I hope) and me too.
 
i'm sticking some of those comedy breasts from blackpool on your headstone.


here lies mcbain beneath this lawn
buried in a box with his stash of porn
you know what they say about if the cap fits
well this double header is like kathy lloyds tits
the lump in the middle shows just how he went
kecks round his ankles, an evening well spent
he was knockin 1 out when his ticker gave up
Mcbain the lover of the triple-F cup.
©Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian.

yes bluebastardo i did.
 
Here lies Gordon James Blair, Life President of Earth
Died aged one hundred and eighty seven, whilst engaged in intercourse with 3 supermodels.

That'll do for me.

Music: Anything by Mariah Carey, that way I know I'll STILL be having more fun than everyone else
 
Now that's what I call a voice beyond the grave!

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Here lies a life long blue
He saw us win a trophy or two
He saw the glory, the pain and the tears
But no more trophies in the final years
He went to Goodison one more time
And parted with this simple rhyme
It’s a shame, Nay a disgrace!
I watched this space until blue in the face!
 
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