What would your first words on Everton be upon joining?

[MrD]

(Joining Everton) "That was a negative and right now I need two positives. You know, one to cancel out the negative and another one just so I can have a positive."

 

[tommye]

Get Aston Martin on the phone...

 

[Paul Rideout]

We’ll go with what we’ve got.

 

[AsiaAsia82]

Every time I played against Everton I realised some fans jut wanted players who were too young in reality and others were never happy, not even with a new ground on the horizon

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Commence operation Goodison exercise.

 

[kev]

Every time I played against Everton, whether it was home or away, I always thought "What the hell will the lids on GOT be moaning about today?"

 

[danny=)]

I'm aiming for 73 points this season

 

[Huyton Layne]

I've always liked people shouting at me to turn so this is a dream move

 

[KaiserEFC]

“Wait there’s another club in Liverpool? Who the hell have I signed for then?!”

 

[4737carlin]

Looking forward to playing for the club who stopped Liverpool winning the league in 2019

 

[Carl O'Ancelotti]

"At least they're not Villa."

 

[macdog]

Where are the groupies?

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

"Every time I played Everton, home and away...well, hmm. I never scored or even assisted in those matches, which is crazy, considering I've won the golden boot for the last 4 years on the bounce before running out my contract so I could play where I'm happiest...despite never scoring at Goodison. So, yeah...it's been a tough place to play and the fans must've had an affect on me."

and then...

 

[Miracetti]

I would say: sorry, no hablo ingles.

 

[Toffeepot]

Everytime I played against Everton home and away everyone seemed to be trying to kick this round ball into a net, one on each side. I thought it's be easier to pick it up and place it there but some lad in black said we weren't allowed. It was all very confusing and all the people shouting at us made it worse