What would your first words on Everton be upon joining?

[Toffe3m4n]

'Im a man of few words..


thank you for listening.'

 

[JimmyK]

Every time I played against Everton home and away in my dreams, I wondered if they’d be stupid enough to sign an unfit bloke in his mid 30s who has no professional footballing experience and pay him an inordinate amount of money. I am so pleased that they were.

 

[ClausThomsen]

'Everytime I played against Everton home and away... I just wanted the whistle to go so I could head into town and get a few cheap drinks in the Blob and Woodies'

 

[ClausThomsen]

Every time I played against Everton home and away in my dreams, I wondered if they’d be stupid enough to sign an unfit bloke in his mid 30s who has no professional footballing experience and pay him an inordinate amount of money. I am so pleased that they were.

 

[witchdoc187]

don't understand why what he said caused outrage.

Me neither. He just said exactly what every other player we sign are told to say

 

[PeregrineT]

Easy, would be "Nothing but the best is good enough. And Im the best, so Im the only one good enough."

 

[KaiserEFC]

If you think it’s bad as a fan I can assure you it’s worse as a player.

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

Kopites are gobshites

This.

Imagine all the press assembled and you just smile, lean into the microphone and say that.

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea...


Unless they are in Rhyl. Then they just nick your burger straight out of your hand.

 

[4737carlin]

Everytime I played against Everton I found it weird how the fans boo there own players

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

‘I thought we played in red’ ?

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Every time I played against Everton at Goodison, I could feel the heat radiating from the bevvys in the Lower Gwladys and I always thought to myself “be sound that in the winter”

 

[blue61]

@Death can you edit the thread title to 'upon', it's bugging me. Cheers.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Every time i played against Everton home and away I knew I could sit back and they would Eff it up for me.

 

[Ollie d]

"Everytime I played against Everton home and away I always thought to myself, what clown sanctioned paying so much for Bolasie "