What would your first words on Everton be upon joining?

[mkrudden]

"We got 8th last season under Big Sam. What more could anyone want?"

 

[Dutch Toffee]

'Looking forward to getting booooooooooooed off the pitch'

 

[Tipp blue]

I've just been online and it seems @Zatara doesn't want me to sign, he's been chatting sh1t ...something about book value.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Oh my god I'm so happy to have signed at Everton, you should see how much money I have fleeced out of them per week. Literally thought that now Steve Walsh has gone that they wouldn't be burning money like this, but no.

I just want to let all my fans know that I can't wait to get started on the hookers and blow.

Andy van der Meyde and Royston Drenthe are my absolute footballing heroes. I want to follow in their footsteps and do as little as possible while I'm here.

Peace out. Mic drop.

 

[Big Neville Southall]

"Everton fans, it is time to panic"

 

[tim cahill]

“I remember when Everton were a great club. Now they’re signing players of my quality it’s clear that they can longer be taken seriously at all. Relegation is a certainty.”

 

[ClausThomsen]

The opportunity to go clothes shopping with Tom Davies was just too great to pass up.

 

[Death]

@Death can you edit the thread title to 'upon', it's bugging me. Cheers.

My editing skills on threads are not there. Tell.me how please?

 

[maccavennie]

I once went out with angry bird so to have them as a sleeve sponsor is a real honour

 

[IveGotThe]

If you be my bodyguard I will be your long lost pal

 

[Groucho]

don't understand why what he said caused outrage.

Me neither. He just said exactly what every other player we sign are told to say

It didn’t to most normal thinking people.

However, a few twitter reds, who despite their recent success, have been increasingly obsessed with our summer signings, appear to have taken umbrage at an Everton player’s enthusiasm upon joining.

I’m taking that as a good sign.

 

[blue61]

My editing skills on threads are not there. Tell.me how please?

Maybe only the mods have such powers, ignore me, none of the thick heads on here will notice

 

[Hangleton]

..Ever since the reign of Bobby Brown Shoes, the mythical 72 points, and the shushing of the Park end, Mino and I have dreamt of me pulling on the Umbro tunic. I will give my hole for this proud club - until about March, when hopefully a bigger club will come sniffing.

 

[BernieH]

Boooo

 

[blue61]

@Death crisis averted, as you were.