Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
He's made of the same compound of rubber as Stretch Armstrong mate, when his number's finally up, he'll take about 3 months to cremate, he'll just smoulder like an old truck tyre.
- Status
i'm blue da be dabu die
Player Valuation: £500k
Its a real let down really, it was pleasing hearing Liverpool fans defend his ways it was always fun hearing their nonsense.
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
Just imagine him doing it in the Nou camp mate in the champions league, good chance that when he blows his top next it will be in a high profile game like that imo, he has form like
Chelsea and City games, if it's gonna happen it will happen in one of those if their losing close to the end and getting outplayed
Jake Wignall
Player Valuation: £225k
NOT A CHANCE!
For me personally, I'd hate it. I'm not from Liverpool, I live in Chesterfield however my family is and like most Scouse families there is a split right down the middle. My dad and one of my uncle's are blues and another of my uncle's is a die hard red. There are a lot of Delusional reds around my area who have never been to the game in their lives. To have to listen to them yarp on about having a league title would be literally unbearable.
For me personally, I'd hate it. I'm not from Liverpool, I live in Chesterfield however my family is and like most Scouse families there is a split right down the middle. My dad and one of my uncle's are blues and another of my uncle's is a die hard red. There are a lot of Delusional reds around my area who have never been to the game in their lives. To have to listen to them yarp on about having a league title would be literally unbearable.
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
I cannot even begin to fathom the notion of that lot winning the league. I have had to already deal with Kopites going on about how 'We're der best team in der werld! Der red men are back where we belong and we're here to stay!' FFS! They have already become insufferable and they haven't even won the league yet... Imagine if they do win it!
And people are also neglecting the fact that if Libberfool do win the league, it ultimately means that the pact has been fulfilled, and the bowels of the earth shall open up bringing forth the prince of darkness and all his minions... And the reign of 1000 years of darkness, unrelenting pain and and hellfire shall begin!
And people are also neglecting the fact that if Libberfool do win the league, it ultimately means that the pact has been fulfilled, and the bowels of the earth shall open up bringing forth the prince of darkness and all his minions... And the reign of 1000 years of darkness, unrelenting pain and and hellfire shall begin!
Last edited:
blue4eva77
Yarmolenko ? Yes please
Part of me actually wants it to go to the last weekend and them losing it at home against Newcastle. Can you imagine the day of the game at analfield, banners, flags, scarves, anthems, music and another guard of honour. The atmosphere from the kop....... The title is within touching distance and one more win, just one more win will secure their first title for 20 odd years. Some of them haven't seen this before, the trophy is at analfield, ribbons on it, a guy waiting to engrave their name
A Gerrard OG gives Newcastle a late equalizer and their dreams are shattered. The gobshites are crying as they watch blue and white ribbons being attached to the trophy.
A Gerrard OG gives Newcastle a late equalizer and their dreams are shattered. The gobshites are crying as they watch blue and white ribbons being attached to the trophy.
I wish it was.
talkSPORT in particular are revving up to present this as a triumph of good old fashioned British yeomanry putting assorted Russians, Arabs, Portugeezers and Sud Americans in their box.
Be afraid....be very afraid.
Living with Liverpool as champions was hard enough back in the days when one had to go out of one's way to hear football discussed in the meejah.
In this new era it will be impossible to ignore.....
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
If that happens, I'll forgive Pardew for being an absolute tit... Until he acts like a tit again, that is...
If it goes that far I won't be around to see it.
I will have either had a heart attack or emigrated to Outer Mongolia.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
A good job's worth doing well though.
Ashtonian
Banned on request
B
Big Fat Sam
Guest
They're actually going to do it, aren't they? 
I see nothing to suggest they won't win it. Neither City nor Chelsea will beat them at Anfield and that's what they need to do, plus I see us taking at least a point off of City at Goodison.
For the RS to not win the league now they'll have to lose two games unexpectedly, and look at their fixtures... they've got West Ham, Norwich who they always smash, and Palace away, then City, Chelsea and Newcastle at home - and all that plus have either Chelsea or City (preferably Chelsea but really don't care at this point!) take near maximum points.
I see nothing to suggest they won't win it. Neither City nor Chelsea will beat them at Anfield and that's what they need to do, plus I see us taking at least a point off of City at Goodison.
For the RS to not win the league now they'll have to lose two games unexpectedly, and look at their fixtures... they've got West Ham, Norwich who they always smash, and Palace away, then City, Chelsea and Newcastle at home - and all that plus have either Chelsea or City (preferably Chelsea but really don't care at this point!) take near maximum points.
I hope they get some good Blues on, he made us sound pathetic.
Citeh don't have to beat than at Anfield.
A draw there and it is out of Liverpool's hands.
And it is hard not to see Citeh score two or three goals against ther defence,
- Status