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Final position

  • Top 4

    Votes: 22 6.4%
  • Other European Qualification

    Votes: 63 18.4%
  • Top 10 outside Europe

    Votes: 57 16.7%
  • Complete capitulation bottom half.

    Votes: 200 58.5%

  • Total voters
    342
There seems to be this narrative certain people tells themselves that Dyche is an utter blagger who only a moron would hire. What evidence backs that up, what job has he done where he's left a pile of ruin behind?

He's the arch-pragmatist who depresses people to tears but with enough time in a season left he'll grab enough points to see a team over the line. He did it for us, did it for Burnley several times, all indicators were he was going to do it for Forest.

He'll probably go somewhere quiet, out of sight and out mind next. MLS is my bet.
Utter blagger? Have you ever heard him speak? He is 100% a blagger.

Morons hiring? Have you not started to realise anything about the Everton recruitment team yet (Fullbacks? What are they?) and the Forrrest owner?

Pile of ruin? Have you not heard about the damage he did to the plumbing in the gaffer's toilet after a night out with Woany and Stoney?
 
Yeah it’s spot on imo. He is seen as someone who keeps teams up. I think that says a lot about him as a manager to me.

Even so, the man has been well paid and has the last laugh when he checks his bank account.
Dyche is a perfect example of if you need 38 points to stay up he'll get you 40, if you need 60 points to qualify for Europe he'll get you 40.
 

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