2017/18 Wayne Rooney

[orly]

Steady...... Eddy.

Last time Orly flossed was a random G string he found in his bed after a quiet night out in Ibiza.

*reads three times as unsure if compliment and does fist bump

 

[Elong]

Name me a better striker who's available to us than Rooney.

 

[ProZ]

Name me a better striker who's available to us than Rooney.

Stop worrying me before bed.

 

[Bungle]

@eddy slinging out some world class comebacks here, just waiting for "I know you are but what am I".

 

[blulouie]

*reads three times as unsure if compliment and does fist bump

Oh ....compliment mein frandelino.

 

[blulouie]

Name me a better striker who's available to us than Rooney.

Niasse





* runs

 

[gorgeousgeorgeEFC]

Wayne at the Theatre of Dreams before he lost his hair:

 

[Death]

Wayne is like this slut in my bed at the moment. It was a great idea. The bear goggles where on. I spunked in Africa and lobbed her goaly so to speak. Now she snoring in my bed the cow and is scaring me and I can't get her out.

 

[macdog]

Wayne is like this slut in my bed at the moment. It was a great idea. The bear goggles where on. I spunked in Africa and lobbed her goaly so to speak. Now she snoring in my bed the cow and is scaring me and I can't get her out.

At least you won't be under pressure to select her every week.

 

[thebluenosebolt]

Wayne is like this slut in my bed at the moment. It was a great idea. The bear goggles where on. I spunked in Africa and lobbed her goaly so to speak. Now she snoring in my bed the cow and is scaring me and I can't get her out.

 

[Bluerover]

Niasse





* runs

Made me laugh mate!!

 

[sageyefc]

Name me a better striker who's available to us than Rooney.

Niasse

 

[technojoe]

Wayne Rooney is back and we are all lucky to see him again wearing the Everton shirt.

Gooooal

Gooooooaaaaalllllll

 

[larbert toffee]

Wayne is like this slut in my bed at the moment. It was a great idea. The bear goggles where on. I spunked in Africa and lobbed her goaly so to speak. Now she snoring in my bed the cow and is scaring me and I can't get her out.

Does @Bungle know about this hero worship.?

 

[macdog]

Wayne is like this slut in my bed at the moment. It was a great idea. The bear goggles where on. I spunked in Africa and lobbed her goaly so to speak. Now she snoring in my bed the cow and is scaring me and I can't get her out.

Keep us up to date about how it all works out. Far more interesting than waiting for Rooney to come good.