Dario Terracotta
Player Valuation: £70m
lollollolSorry mods, I couldn’t resist.
Please don’t beat me lol
lollollolSorry mods, I couldn’t resist.
Please don’t beat me lol
I nominate @Eggs he`d be a very worthy addition to the team.
His transfer updates are spot on, plus he`s an arl arse who`s retired, so he`s got time on his hands too lol
I think his morning briefings are fantastic, and would be really great.
I think his morning briefings are fantastic, and would be really great.

I'm desperate dan

I remember that, when I was what? 13? I snorted snot out of my nose at that line lolI'm desperate dan![]()
Didn't we allI remember that, when I was what? 13? I snorted snit out of my nose at that line lol

Put it on the news thread mate and it will save me dipping in and out of pages to find your write up.... Which is spot on...bloody hell, Fred is right i’ve just come in from a bucket load of Guinness.
Always happy to help the site but a bit concerned that if others are like me, they rarely read the news thread. Best that I respond when i’m sober!!!
@Eggs the new @chicoazul !
Be good to see him come out if his shell, if he doesn't crack under the pressure![]()
Why the scramble to get eggs to sign up? He has been off the boil recently and we have Big Fat Sam to keep our formerly sunny side up already!Be alright so long as @Eggs doesn't get poached by another forum
Can we combine it with alternative lifestyle content?
Quite excited that this has posted twice.
Join the Everton conversation today.
Fewer ads, full access, completely free.