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Currently having a watch Rocky Dildoa (2006).

The actual boxing scenes in the Rocky movies were always frustrating because they looked ridiculous - no defence, just constant full-face beatings. But you’d think modern-day Rocky movies would have more semblance of reality.

But unfortunately not, the total unrealism just completely takes me out of it. It shouldn’t be difficult to have someone take a beating despite holding their guard.
 
Currently having a watch Rocky Dildoa (2006).

The actual boxing scenes in the Rocky movies were always frustrating because they looked ridiculous - no defence, just constant full-face beatings. But you’d think modern-day Rocky movies would have more semblance of reality.

But unfortunately not, the total unrealism just completely takes me out of it. It shouldn’t be difficult to have someone take a beating despite holding their guard.
This the porn version?
 
Currently having a watch Rocky Dildoa (2006).

The actual boxing scenes in the Rocky movies were always frustrating because they looked ridiculous - no defence, just constant full-face beatings. But you’d think modern-day Rocky movies would have more semblance of reality.

But unfortunately not, the total unrealism just completely takes me out of it. It shouldn’t be difficult to have someone take a beating despite holding their guard.
Not a patch on Shaving Ryan's Privates
 
Alien : Romulus

Being written by and directed by the guy that made, 'Evil Dead' 2013, 'Don't Breathe 2' 2021, 'The girl in the spiders web' 2018, and was producer only for the frankly ridiculous waste of time 'The texas chainsaw massacre' 2022.

Just put it in the bin now. Take the cash, go down the casino and put the lot on red or black and have done with it.
 
Alien : Romulus

Being written by and directed by the guy that made, 'Evil Dead' 2013, 'Don't Breathe 2' 2021, 'The girl in the spiders web' 2018, and was producer only for the frankly ridiculous waste of time 'The texas chainsaw massacre' 2022.

Just put it in the bin now. Take the cash, go down the casino and put the lot on red or black and have done with it.
Sounds like the CV for an Everton manager.
 

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