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[Yarrgh]

Putin generally to be considered worth 200 billion dollars - all stolen

Should be able to buy a beach villa next to Zelensky in the Caribbean then.

In fact I just had an idea for a sitcom...

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Should be able to buy a beach villa next to Zelensky in the Caribbean then.

In fact I just had an idea for a sitcom...

Is it about the Potato People?

 

[COYBL25]

"President Zelensky, what keeps you going?"

The off-shore bank account in the Caribbean probably.

You forgot about his wife’s collection of Cartier diamonds.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Should be able to buy a beach villa next to Zelensky in the Caribbean then.

In fact I just had an idea for a sitcom...

Any ideas on a title? And what has there been previous you are thinking of likening it to?

 

[davek]

You make less and less sense the more you post. If he has millions in an off shore account, yet remains in Ukraine rather than chilling on a Caribbean beach, then it’s not the money that keeps him going is it?

Its not exactly far fetched is it?

Revealed: ‘anti-oligarch’ Ukrainian president’s offshore connections

Volodymyr Zelenskiy has railed against politicians hiding wealth offshore but failed to disclose links to BVI firm

www.theguardian.com

 

[Yarrgh]

Any ideas on a title? And what has there been previous you are thinking of likening it to?

Vlad and Vlod. 2 neighbours in a Caribbean beach estate getting into hilarious scrapes as one tries to steal the other's prime garden features.

The only 2 lines I have so far...

That's a Kerch bridge too far Vlad!
Cry me a river Vlod!

On the other side of the street new arrivals Benny N and the Iranian Supreme Leader have so many hi-jinx adventures that they deserve a spin-off.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Vlad and Vlod. 2 neighbours in a Caribbean beach estate getting into hilarious scrapes as one tries to steal the other's prime garden features.

The only 2 lines I have so far...

That's a Kerch bridge too far Vlad!
Cry me a river Vlod!

On the other side of the street new arrivals Benny N and the Iranian Supreme Leader have so many hi-jinx adventures that they deserve a spin-off.

'Ere, vlad, your spraying novichok all over has put marx on my Ferrari.'

'Oh shut up will you, you weren't even funny on tv and you're now you're moaning again here while I'm trying to get a tan, quit stalin and fetch me some mojito's'

etc...

"East meets West"
"Vladislav, oh baby don't hurt me"
"Nyetflix special"
"fools rush in"

Needs a shared love interest. liz truss?

 

[Ming the Merciful]

'Ere, vlad, your spraying novichok all over has put marx on my Ferrari.'

'Oh shut up will you, you weren't even funny on tv and you're now you're moaning again here while I'm trying to get a tan, quit stalin and fetch me some mojito's'

etc...

"East meets West"
"Vladislav, oh baby don't hurt me"
"Nyetflix special"
"fools rush in"

Needs a shared love interest. liz truss?

The Chockle brothers

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

24 Hour Potato People

 

[Tommy.]

24 Hour Potato People

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

 

[Sinski]

Vlad and Vlod. 2 neighbours in a Caribbean beach estate getting into hilarious scrapes as one tries to steal the other's prime garden features.

The only 2 lines I have so far...

That's a Kerch bridge too far Vlad!
Cry me a river Vlod!

On the other side of the street new arrivals Benny N and the Iranian Supreme Leader have so many hi-jinx adventures that they deserve a spin-off.

They also share a common neighbour named Dave but you can't quite see him because there is a wall in the way.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

 

[jaspercabbage]

You forgot about his wife’s collection of Cartier diamonds.

And Putin's collection of young gymnasts.