John from Bootle
Player Valuation: £25m
They still have to play us, though. Player hasn't scored in donkeys? Play Everton. Team hasn't won in six games? Play Everton. Haven't had a penalty all season? Play Everton. We're the hex-enders of the Premier League.
Funny thing is though, some of their fans refer to themselves as Dr. Spurs for much the same sort of reasons.
