Too small wrong hand

[John the Screw]

This idea that there’s a media conspiracy against Everton is honestly embarrassing.

 

[nsno-chris]

Shut up lad!

Uncalled for fam, free speech reigns

 

[Connor]

it's true. As said - good enough for us at this moment. There's nothing wrong with that statement. Only those affected by the jingoism malady would disagree.

You'll be eating those words come next May.

 

[terryefc]

Bang average. Yeah right.

 

[TheWinslowBoy]

Technically he is one the top 8 keepers in the world at the moment ....

That's reminded me of that outside toilet Heitinga claiming he was one of the world's top 4 centre backs after he played in the World Cup final.

 

[RomanReigns]

That's reminded me of that outside toilet Heitinga claiming he was one of the world's top 4 centre backs after he played in the World Cup final.

 

[hallamblue]

He's a bang average GK, tbf. Happy to let him have his gloat after the divvies on ITV have had a go. However, he is not top class. Good enough for us for now. Would take a bid of £40M after the WC if one came in for him.

That would be daft. We aren't going to be able to get a better keeper. He is better than the majority in the league.

 

[DanEFC92]

He's a bang average GK, tbf. Happy to let him have his gloat after the divvies on ITV have had a go. However, he is not top class. Good enough for us for now. Would take a bid of £40M after the WC if one came in for him.

Oh Dave.

 

[ChesterBlue]

Uncalled for fam, free speech reigns

My bad, I've had a lot of bevvies and got caught up with the "it's coming home crowd" just happy to see a decent team after us last season

 

[Toffe3m4n]

He's a bang average GK, tbf. Happy to let him have his gloat after the divvies on ITV have had a go. However, he is not top class. Good enough for us for now. Would take a bid of £40M after the WC if one came in for him.

 

[Goat]

He's a bang average GK, tbf. Happy to let him have his gloat after the divvies on ITV have had a go. However, he is not top class. Good enough for us for now. Would take a bid of £40M after the WC if one came in for him.

Actual parody you Dave.

 

[Aqui1a]

He's a bang average GK, tbf. Happy to let him have his gloat after the divvies on ITV have had a go. However, he is not top class. Good enough for us for now. Would take a bid of £40M after the WC if one came in for him.

You'd happily sell England's number one for just 10m more than we paid for him?

 

[COYBL25]

He's a bang average GK, tbf. Happy to let him have his gloat after the divvies on ITV have had a go. However, he is not top class. Good enough for us for now. Would take a bid of £40M after the WC if one came in for him.

Txt book lol

 

[Royalbm1]

Utter full dave. Nice 1 Jordan, well done

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Dave you absolute attention whore.