Superb thread. Rusty clio exhaust pipe from Cal gets me every time.
This is alright this.
- Thread starter Cal
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the start was a little shaky but it ended up fairly successful i reckon
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You: menacingly
Stranger: cackling
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Stranger: conditions.
You: From
Stranger: satan's
You: deepest
Stranger: artichoke
You: heart
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Stranger: huge
You: ashen-faced
Stranger: girth
You: worthy
Stranger: of
You: many
Stranger: awards
Stranger: .
You: Pineapple's
Stranger: meat
Stranger: once'
You: upon
Stranger: upon
You: a
Stranger: a
You: titus
Stranger: there
You: was
Stranger: a
You: n impressive
Stranger: ly huge
You: girth
Stranger: of
You: meat
Stranger: lying
You: deep
Stranger: within
You: the
Stranger: heart
You: of
Stranger: my
You: artichoke
Stranger: .
Stranger: It
You: bled
Stranger: every
You: sinew
Stranger: from
You: it's
Stranger: being.
You: An
Stranger: hour
You: before
Stranger: I
You: destroyed
Stranger: it
Stranger: ,
You: it
Stranger: talked
You: with
Stranger: a
You: glorious
Stranger: lisp
Stranger: .
You: Suddenly
Stranger: it
You: lept
Stranger: out
You: from
Stranger: the
You: depths
Stranger: of
You: satan's
Stranger: artichoke
You: . Meanwhile...
Stranger: I
You: cowered
Stranger: in
You: fear
Stranger: because
You: Titus
Stranger: was
You: menacingly
Stranger: cackling
You: despite
Stranger: his
You: unbelievable
Stranger: conditions.
You: From
Stranger: satan's
You: deepest
Stranger: artichoke
You: heart
Stranger: lept
You: a
Stranger: huge
You: ashen-faced
Stranger: girth
You: worthy
Stranger: of
You: many
Stranger: awards
Stranger: .
You: Pineapple's
Stranger: meat
bluejock
Boss coat aficionado
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi 19 m uk
You: hi sausage
Stranger: ?
You: do you like sausage?
You: i like pork and apple sausage
Stranger: yeah sounds good
You: or cumberland sausage
Stranger: yeah all english types
You: mmm english sausage is good
You: very meaty sausage
You: you are eengleesh?
Stranger: you trying to be perverse?
You: do you wanting to be perversee?
Stranger: when you speak english then we can talk
You: i having boyfriend but i not tell him
Stranger: where u from?
You: france
You: you?
Stranger: england ofcourse
Stranger: where in france?
You: Marseilles
You: you?
Stranger: brighton
Stranger: u have msn or Skype?
You: i have a cousin in brigton
You: it is by seaside yes?
You: he and his boyfriend have lovely house by seaside
You: they have too big dogs
You: do you like dogs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi 19 m uk
You: hi sausage
Stranger: ?
You: do you like sausage?
You: i like pork and apple sausage
Stranger: yeah sounds good
You: or cumberland sausage
Stranger: yeah all english types
You: mmm english sausage is good
You: very meaty sausage
You: you are eengleesh?
Stranger: you trying to be perverse?
You: do you wanting to be perversee?
Stranger: when you speak english then we can talk
You: i having boyfriend but i not tell him
Stranger: where u from?
You: france
You: you?
Stranger: england ofcourse
Stranger: where in france?
You: Marseilles
You: you?
Stranger: brighton
Stranger: u have msn or Skype?
You: i have a cousin in brigton
You: it is by seaside yes?
You: he and his boyfriend have lovely house by seaside
You: they have too big dogs
You: do you like dogs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
bluejock
Boss coat aficionado
You: howdy cowboy
Stranger: awks. coz i am a cowboy
You: yeeha
You: are you in brokeback mountain?
Stranger: i'm joking. calm ya frm
Stranger: farm*
You: my farm is calm
You: do you have a farm?
Stranger: um no.
You: where are you from?
Stranger: australia. you?
You: scotland
You: do you know bundy?
You: or mcbain?
You: you won't know elong. he's in new zealand
You: but he has nice hair
Stranger: who the **** are you talking about
You: bundy
You: bunds
You: the bundster
Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about
You: me neither
Stranger: hm i see that
You: it's ok though
You: my carer says it's good for me
You: you are quiet
You: have you died?
You: *phones australian ambulance
You: "g'day cobber, me mate bruce has fallen in the dunny"
You have disconnected.
Stranger: awks. coz i am a cowboy
You: yeeha
You: are you in brokeback mountain?
Stranger: i'm joking. calm ya frm
Stranger: farm*
You: my farm is calm
You: do you have a farm?
Stranger: um no.
You: where are you from?
Stranger: australia. you?
You: scotland
You: do you know bundy?
You: or mcbain?
You: you won't know elong. he's in new zealand
You: but he has nice hair
Stranger: who the **** are you talking about
You: bundy
You: bunds
You: the bundster
Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about
You: me neither
Stranger: hm i see that
You: it's ok though
You: my carer says it's good for me
You: you are quiet
You: have you died?
You: *phones australian ambulance
You: "g'day cobber, me mate bruce has fallen in the dunny"
You have disconnected.
, wanna see me squirt? goto "ihorny . tk"
Hahahaha, well in Jock!
...you were talking to someone else from GOT.
JamesBT
Player Valuation: £30m
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: ok
Stranger: cool
Stranger: where you from?
You: got spurs 2morrow so bit nervous
You: england
Stranger: cool
You: you think everton will beat spurs
Stranger: haha! uhmmm... i dont actually know what youre saying about
You: everton
You: put it this way
You: are you red or blue
Stranger: uhuh
Stranger: blue
You: thats a great start
Stranger: whats that? is it a game?
You: what you think about Jagielka's injury
Stranger: or what?
Stranger: who is jagielka?
You: everton's not a game
You: its a way of life
Stranger: i dont actually get it.lol..
Stranger: i have no idea at all
You: neither do i some saturdays
Stranger: is it a show?
You: who do you support
You: its a football team
Stranger: oohhhh.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i get it now
Stranger: so, there will have a football game tomorrow? and you bet on this specific team?
Stranger: is that it?
You: yes
Stranger: ohh.ok
You: so will we win
Stranger: im not watching sport
You: i dont blame you, after watching saha's recent performances
Stranger: neither saha
You: you going to villa on saturday
Stranger: who is saha
Stranger: im not from englang
Stranger: you know
You: Norway?
Stranger: so i have no idea of what youre typing in
Stranger: nope
Stranger: england*
You: so your not a liverpool fan then
Stranger: no..lol
You: good lid
Stranger: liverpool
Stranger: i think i heard that from a movie
Stranger: if im not mistaken,
Stranger: its wimbledon
You: z cars tv show
Stranger: movie
Stranger: i think its wimbledon
Stranger: uhmmm.. its kirsten dunst movie
You: Is she on GOT?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: ok
Stranger: cool
Stranger: where you from?
You: got spurs 2morrow so bit nervous
You: england
Stranger: cool
You: you think everton will beat spurs
Stranger: haha! uhmmm... i dont actually know what youre saying about
You: everton
You: put it this way
You: are you red or blue
Stranger: uhuh
Stranger: blue
You: thats a great start
Stranger: whats that? is it a game?
You: what you think about Jagielka's injury
Stranger: or what?
Stranger: who is jagielka?
You: everton's not a game
You: its a way of life
Stranger: i dont actually get it.lol..
Stranger: i have no idea at all
You: neither do i some saturdays
Stranger: is it a show?
You: who do you support
You: its a football team
Stranger: oohhhh.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i get it now
Stranger: so, there will have a football game tomorrow? and you bet on this specific team?
Stranger: is that it?
You: yes
Stranger: ohh.ok
You: so will we win
Stranger: im not watching sport
You: i dont blame you, after watching saha's recent performances
Stranger: neither saha
You: you going to villa on saturday
Stranger: who is saha
Stranger: im not from englang
Stranger: you know
You: Norway?
Stranger: so i have no idea of what youre typing in
Stranger: nope
Stranger: england*
You: so your not a liverpool fan then
Stranger: no..lol
You: good lid
Stranger: liverpool
Stranger: i think i heard that from a movie
Stranger: if im not mistaken,
Stranger: its wimbledon
You: z cars tv show
Stranger: movie
Stranger: i think its wimbledon
Stranger: uhmmm.. its kirsten dunst movie
You: Is she on GOT?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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