Things youve made a spreadsheet about

These kids were 5?? To follow that they'd have to be post-grads!
Haha...the spreadsheet was for me. The kids just found color-coded pictures (and a word) folded up as a clue, ditched around the yard, that would lead them to the next clue.

I just had to make a spreadsheet, for me, so that I didn't f__k up the treasure hunt to the consternation of judgey parents.
 
I remember spreadsheets from my junior School days :(

View attachment 346739
You mean ‘spreading them cheeks’ like this, mate? 🤔
View attachment Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.mp4

I have a spreadsheet with the results of every competitive Everton game since 1887.

I have a spreadsheet of every bank account, savings account, mortgage & credit card I've had since 2000.

I have a spreadsheet with the details of every payslip I've had since I started work in 1995.
Mate, I work with spreadsheets everyday, and even I thinks that’s a bit overkill! 😂
 
Last edited:
I have used one at this point in the season for the last three seasons to predict our demise. Very happy not to be doing one this year although did a quick one for the Spurs/Forest/WHam outcome, as a match by match points tally. Had done one recently to determine the financial impacts of divorce. Always do them for property sales adn purchases and often for vacation costs. they hav e agreat capacity to act as both trackers and reminders.
 
Ever done one for Everton related stuff? A wedding gantt chart (I know someone who did)? Fuel usage? A random German 2nd tier club's xg?

Please share weird and wonderful uses of the humble spreadsheet.
I once plotted a graph to show Evertons form 6 months prior to meeting my ex and the first 6 months we were together. Our improvement in form was mental and I was a bit too grateful to her for it. I think she was a bit taken aback.
 

Welcome

Join the Everton conversation today.
Fewer ads, full access, completely free.

🛒 Visit Shop

Support Grand Old Team by checking out our latest Everton gear!
Back
Top