Things youve made a spreadsheet about

Holidays
World of Warcraft
My weight
Anime tracker
FIFA squads

Basically anything I could, I would.

If you’re an accountant, you bloody well use Excel everyday, religiously. 🙄

And I can promise you, PROMISE YOU, that there’s nothing ‘weird’ or ‘wonderful’ that you’d use a spreadsheet for, mate…

Management accounts, cash flow forecast analysis, stock take sheets…
SEE?! I’m boring you already. 🙄
Tommy, see in bold.

Anime tracker Nymz, please can you explain?
 
Absolutely not

I don't plan anything. I'm a butterfly, fluttering through life without a care in the world.

Eventually I'll find a nice leaf somewhere and get urinated on by a french man and drown.

But what a way to go. Drowning in piss in the french countryside, my wings completely ruined. But happy.
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Throwing caution to the wind… Now that’s the proper way to live! 😉
 
One of my lads rugby coaches, who had a touch of the Keith Larges about him, used to use one to keep track of who’d played, who’d scored, who’d got an assist etc.

He was told in no uncertain terms that keeping a spread sheet on the sporting stats of 8yr olds was definitely something that would draw the attention of the authorities, if “ someone “ was of a kind to report him.

He stopped.
 
Although I cut my teeth on Lotus 123 and detest all thing Microsoft, I will admit to having been a fan of Excel in my time. Cinema few:

Loads for school - exam results, predicted grades, shoe size. ... vlookups galore!
Loads for lessons - height v arm length etc genetics surveys

At home:

Footie league data for my PlayStation league - who olayed/scored/results/table calculations ... yes ... nerd!

Electricity use appliences around the home / power consumption/ predicted bills

Bank accounts/savings/interest calculations

Plotting frequency v dB when I'm designing my speakers.

DVD database/catalogue (all my disks are in wallets in storage boxes)

Name and address database

Mortgage payoff calculations

Pros / cons with factor ratings when making big decisions

Pump frequency and fan speed v heater air temperature and CO of exhaust while tuning a diesel heater

Ship's log, engine run time

Family tree

Car fuel/mileage/mpg

Head speed v laser power v material v thickness for my laser cutter

List of names to be put against the wall when the revolution comes.

List of names to be put against the wall when the revolution comes. Vol 2

Spreadsheets .... big fan!
@Daveysgingerlovechild You knew this would happen!
 
In an old place of work, I was shoved with doing birthday collections which annoyed me

So I made a spreadsheet of the amounts everyone got, I put the spreadsheet in a public folder but password protected it

Everyone apart from my manager (she found it funny) was rattled about it, they hated it and kept pretending they didn't..but they kept mentioning it and it was there for over two years hahaha
 

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