Things that Everton will never do

[Eggsyblueskin]

Win the Champions League. I'm hoping that by posting this it happens, just to prove me wrong. But I doubt it.

It won’t.

 

[chrismpw]

Do you know Everton’s history?

We were known as ‘The Mersey Millionaires’ because we financially doped to gain success. Unfortunately for us, it never resulted in domination.

Of course, I'm passionate about history. Dixie himself referred to the other lot as cheats. I know we've been bank rolled in the past, it's sadly inevitable in sport, but I'm referring to cheating on the pitch, diving, handballing, professional fouls, doing a Maradonna, or influencing the ref and such. People seem to forget this is a sport and should bring pleasure. You can't find pleasure when a cretin robs you of a rightfull success. I dispair of any Argentinian who found pleasure at Maradonna's handball; any Frenchman who enjoyed their trip to the world cup after Henry's despicable cheating handball against Eire; or any Uruguayan after the dog Suarez handled a certain goal off the line and then unrepentently celebrated the missed penalty. None of those are sport, they're repugnant and revolting cheats. I'd never be happy if a team I followed had false success by those means.

 

[malfosse]

Win the league cup.
Unobstructed views.

Soon mate.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Not make me think “ooh maybe we’re on the up” before ripping my hope away like a lion rips a gazelles face off.

 

[eame71]

Pushin walls over.

 

[danny=)]

forget mr testicles

 

[Badge1878]

realise how good their fanbase is and how difficult they make it at times to support them. For young kids growing up, especially around the local area, there are plenty of easier choices of teams to support than Everton. Give them something so they can go to school and hold their head up high for once.

 

[Cork Evertonian]

Have a set of fans which aren’t negative cry arses.

No trophy win in 24 years.No derby win in nearly 9 years.There's plenty to be negative about, and plenty to cry arse about to be fair!Hire a competent manager, that's another thing that modern Everton don't seem to do!

 

[PAULY]

In my lifetime-

Win the league
Win the Champions league

I'm 47.

 

[tim gabbott]

Win a derby

 

[Frank1981]

Of course, I'm passionate about history. Dixie himself referred to the other lot as cheats. I know we've been bank rolled in the past, it's sadly inevitable in sport, but I'm referring to cheating on the pitch, diving, handballing, professional fouls, doing a Maradonna, or influencing the ref and such. People seem to forget this is a sport and should bring pleasure. You can't find pleasure when a cretin robs you of a rightfull success. I dispair of any Argentinian who found pleasure at Maradonna's handball; any Frenchman who enjoyed their trip to the world cup after Henry's despicable cheating handball against Eire; or any Uruguayan after the dog Suarez handled a certain goal off the line and then unrepentently celebrated the missed penalty. None of those are sport, they're repugnant and revolting cheats. I'd never be happy if a team I followed had false success by those means.

What a puke inducing sanctimonious puddle of hypocrisy.

 

[dublinbluenose]

Hire Steve Walsh, oh wait

 

[degsy]

We're such an inovative Club - we're always finding new ways to 'k it up

 

[degsy]

I wouldn’t. If the only way we can win is by cheating, cheat away.

. “Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate…hate leads to suffering.

 

[marcus]

Give up....

Our time will come...

Never stop trying,
Never stop believing,
Never give up,
Our day will come.