Things that Everton will never do

Ameen · March 15, 2019

They don't do these things because they'd end up posting one every single week

Lelouch · March 15, 2019

Not playing 4-2-3-1.

GrumpyBlue · March 15, 2019

....make crap threads on GOT

DanEFC92 · March 15, 2019

Win stuff

The binman chronicles · March 15, 2019

Win the Champions League. I'm hoping that by posting this it happens, just to prove me wrong. But I doubt it.

efcjames · March 15, 2019

Sign a striker

Billysgingham. · March 15, 2019

Make me happy again.

4737carlin · March 15, 2019

Organise the box office

Frang · March 15, 2019

build us all an iconic stadium

Frang · March 15, 2019

make the streams work

anton66 · March 15, 2019

RomanReigns · March 15, 2019

Sign overpriced players on extortionate wages

Oh wait

chrismpw · March 15, 2019

Hopefully never dive and cheat our way to winning. Frankly I'd rather have lasting honour and dignity than transient glory.

GwladysBlue · March 15, 2019

chrismpw said:
Hopefully never dive and cheat our way to winning. Frankly I'd rather have lasting honour and dignity than transient glory.

I wouldn’t. If the only way we can win is by cheating, cheat away.

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