Toffee-nerd Player Valuation: £20m May 5, 2018 #96 Sleeping through most of our games and watching the 2 minute lowlights in the morning. F getting up at the early hours to watch the same tripe week after week.
Sleeping through most of our games and watching the 2 minute lowlights in the morning. F getting up at the early hours to watch the same tripe week after week.
obc Player Valuation: £35m Forum Supporter May 5, 2018 #97 getting kidnapped and spending 5 months in the jungle with FARC.
brownmola Player Valuation: £1m May 5, 2018 #98 Watching a "How to Effectively Head the Ball" Tutorial video by Per Kroldrup.
L lancs blue Player Valuation: £35m May 6, 2018 #100 Finding out uncle jimmy did in fact fix it for you
Groucho Moderator Staff member May 6, 2018 #101 Looking in the fridge, gasping, to find the last can has gone. Last can blues.
Rooney4Ever Player Valuation: £225k May 6, 2018 #102 My corporate law lectures. Believe that's a big achievement on Everton's part
Toffee in Jandals Player Valuation: £35m May 6, 2018 #103 Constipation, immediately followed by violent diarrhoea.
Penno Player Valuation: £10m May 6, 2018 #105 Sucking diaoria through your mother in laws grey knickers.