LOL @ Phil Neville
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TheFinnFan
Finners
Osman is effin boss
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Are you talking about through balls going sideways across the pitch? Yeah he's boss at them. The ones that go towards goal? Not seen many of them as only two midfielders play them and one is permanently injured whilst the other is shoehorned in at number 10 or on the wing.
I wanted Everton to get relegated this year so the two faced BAWKites would sod off and leave the blues to us socialist good people.
bol-uk
Player Valuation: £50m
Further Harm
Player Valuation: £500k
I wanted us to qualify for the Europa Lg via the Fair Play table, even though it meant we'd have to start playing qualifiers in a few days time.
Donald Twain
Vide cor meum
I still carry a torch for Mickael Madar xxx
I didn't want us to get into Europe this year.
ijjysmith
Calm
Yeah, eating.
Mostly first touch, holding it up, finishing, penalties and link-up play. But if being facecious is your thing then that's fine.
Hangleton
Player Valuation: £30m
In the right circumstances - a dildo is all you need.
Dymak
Player Valuation: £40m
Moyes is a far better manager than Martinez is.
Moyes' football is far more exciting and not as negative as the dross Martinez serves up.
Martinez' brand of football is boring, cack, negative, tripe.
Besic is currently way off demanding a first team place for a club with ambitions of finishing in the top half of the Premier League. I doubt he will make it at Everton, and it will be no surprise to see him being sold before he ever holds down a starting place at Everton.
Barkley and Deulofeu are about the same standard of player, neither of them will reach the top as they are just not good enough. I don't think either of them are good enough for Everton either, and we currently have a situation were someone is being picked based on the hype of their name. This needs to stop, and we need to replace Barkley with someone who is actually capable of scoring and creating goals on a regular basis.
Our midfield is utter turd and that's were the game is won or lost, imo. I rate Stones very highly, to the point were I would value him at 50 million pound with a straight face. However I would advocate the sale of Stones, if it meant we could spend 50 million pound on our midfield. 50 million plus all the TV money we have could see us sign the likes of Van Dyke as a cheap replacement for Stones, followed by the signings of ACTUAL QUALITY MIDFIELDERS like Nolito, Cabaye, Konoplyanka and possibly even Milner.
Our midfield really is pathetic, especially from an attacking and creative perspective.
Moyes' football is far more exciting and not as negative as the dross Martinez serves up.
Martinez' brand of football is boring, cack, negative, tripe.
Besic is currently way off demanding a first team place for a club with ambitions of finishing in the top half of the Premier League. I doubt he will make it at Everton, and it will be no surprise to see him being sold before he ever holds down a starting place at Everton.
Barkley and Deulofeu are about the same standard of player, neither of them will reach the top as they are just not good enough. I don't think either of them are good enough for Everton either, and we currently have a situation were someone is being picked based on the hype of their name. This needs to stop, and we need to replace Barkley with someone who is actually capable of scoring and creating goals on a regular basis.
Our midfield is utter turd and that's were the game is won or lost, imo. I rate Stones very highly, to the point were I would value him at 50 million pound with a straight face. However I would advocate the sale of Stones, if it meant we could spend 50 million pound on our midfield. 50 million plus all the TV money we have could see us sign the likes of Van Dyke as a cheap replacement for Stones, followed by the signings of ACTUAL QUALITY MIDFIELDERS like Nolito, Cabaye, Konoplyanka and possibly even Milner.
Our midfield really is pathetic, especially from an attacking and creative perspective.
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