Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
Blame @micknick !!
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sageyefc
Player Valuation: £90m
Dont want to see my homie get sued by Everton, me and woolly go way back
we should have sold Baines to United when they came looking a couple of seasons back.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Not even unpopular, just the blatant truth.
Lukaku isn't anywhere near as good as people make out and he won't become Europe's best young striker, like ever.
Oviedo is the one of the only player's in the squad that I'd let kiss the badge.
So unpopular I quoted it twice.
unpopular does not automatically = wrong
unpopular or not, if it's right - and it just very well may be - we're in big trouble.
considered negging you for insults to dills everywhere.
considered negging you for insults to dills everywhere.
having serious button trouble and a bad case of future echoes here will log of and start again
Hibbertinho
Player Valuation: £8m
Hibbert is/was a textbook defender who on his day (most definitely in the past now) was unparalleled when it came to taking a striker out of the game over 90 mins (i.e. placing them in his back pocket, not imploding their shins with an old-fashioned tackle).
I think people loved to get on his back because of the 'local lad' thing which is similarly applicable to Osman... and is some deep-seated complex of crowd mentality which isn't really worth exploring.
Even more controversially, I believe the gormless look on his face combined with his fair-haired complexion makes him look like a classic, gormless stooge - which, when you think about it, isn't too dissimilar from people stereotyping heavy-weight black players as 'lazy'.
In all fairness, he does resemble some kind of medieval serf - and it wouldn't surprise me if the longevity of his stay with us was down to some kind of stipulation in his contract which entailed him painting Moyes' house every other week. Hence Martinez keeping him on.
I think people loved to get on his back because of the 'local lad' thing which is similarly applicable to Osman... and is some deep-seated complex of crowd mentality which isn't really worth exploring.
Even more controversially, I believe the gormless look on his face combined with his fair-haired complexion makes him look like a classic, gormless stooge - which, when you think about it, isn't too dissimilar from people stereotyping heavy-weight black players as 'lazy'.
In all fairness, he does resemble some kind of medieval serf - and it wouldn't surprise me if the longevity of his stay with us was down to some kind of stipulation in his contract which entailed him painting Moyes' house every other week. Hence Martinez keeping him on.
evertonian thistle
Player Valuation: £500k
I liked the new 2013/14 badge, and (as it looked more like Prince Rupert's tower than any other Everton have had) was shocked at the anger it caused among the support. (maybe the base of the tower needed tweaking a bit) Also think it could have had a hypnotising affect on opposing defenders. possibly changing it back and loosing this advantage cost Everton about 25 points this season, think on.........and SLEEP
CahillsCornerFlag
Player Valuation: £70m
I've seen tens of people try to eloquently criticise barkleys decision making and use it to argue why he won't become one of the prem's best, but you sir have absolutely nailed it.
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