Just a boring life, There are a couple of grey ones which I'm not sure like riding a horse and being on telly
Wrapping your knickers around a balloon at a football match and that balloon then blowing onto the pitch DOES NOT COUNT AS BEING ON THE TELLY!! Did the TV commentator say "Oh look, there's Littlesue's knickers wrapped round a balloon"? No, I don't think so!!
And you've been told before that a donkey IS NOT A HORSE! Let it go!!
Stick to the 1 (or 19), there are many who would love to have lived a life like that
