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So, I made it to 58 today and my understanding is I've dragged out 'middle aged' by a couple of years and I have both feet firmly in 'duffer' territory now.
What happens now? Have I got to start moving on from tutting at kids and start writing angry letters to the local free paper? What is my motivation as an arl fart?
Just be happy that some on here still see you as a youngster.
By the way, Happy Birthday.
 
So, I made it to 58 today and my understanding is I've dragged out 'middle aged' by a couple of years and I have both feet firmly in 'duffer' territory now.
What happens now? Have I got to start moving on from tutting at kids and start writing angry letters to the local free paper? What is my motivation as an arl fart?

Find a really good pub, pick your seat and make it yours……
 
So, I made it to 58 today and my understanding is I've dragged out 'middle aged' by a couple of years and I have both feet firmly in 'duffer' territory now.
What happens now? Have I got to start moving on from tutting at kids and start writing angry letters to the local free paper? What is my motivation as an arl fart?

Oh, and happy birthday….
 
So, I made it to 58 today and my understanding is I've dragged out 'middle aged' by a couple of years and I have both feet firmly in 'duffer' territory now.
What happens now? Have I got to start moving on from tutting at kids and start writing angry letters to the local free paper? What is my motivation as an arl fart?
No. It'll be a few years yet before you get to that stage. Your motivation is to carry on believing you're still 21 and in your prime.
 
No. It'll be a few years yet before you get to that stage. Your motivation is to carry on believing you're still 21 and in your prime.

The funniest bit is when some kids kick a ball towards you (which in the past you would have lifted with your toes and keepy uppy juggled it a bit before volleying it back to them) then the ball hits your foot, rolls away, and you feel like an idiot….
 
So, I made it to 58 today and my understanding is I've dragged out 'middle aged' by a couple of years and I have both feet firmly in 'duffer' territory now.
What happens now? Have I got to start moving on from tutting at kids and start writing angry letters to the local free paper? What is my motivation as an arl fart?
Then there's the clothing appropriate for a man approaching 60.
Start keeping an eye out for an eye catching multi pocketed gilet. The absolute de rigueur of fashion for the man about town.
 
So, I made it to 58 today and my understanding is I've dragged out 'middle aged' by a couple of years and I have both feet firmly in 'duffer' territory now.
What happens now? Have I got to start moving on from tutting at kids and start writing angry letters to the local free paper? What is my motivation as an arl fart?
Just carry on with your favourite hobby like I do. Keep supporting Everton and hope for the best.
 
So, I made it to 58 today and my understanding is I've dragged out 'middle aged' by a couple of years and I have both feet firmly in 'duffer' territory now.
What happens now? Have I got to start moving on from tutting at kids and start writing angry letters to the local free paper? What is my motivation as an arl fart?
Happy Birthday young un :cheers:
I was 67 yesterday and I'm currently a bit hung over.:drunk:
I don't normally celebrate birthdays now but yesterday also marked 10 years since I retired which I figured did call for celebration?
Incidentally, it was also 49 years yesterday since the first time I ever got banned from my local ?
 

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