We had proper gourmet sandwiches at ours. Findus crispy pancake on a folded piece of white with a dash of brown.
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Used to like the scallops (mash in batter) at the Chinese near the Silver Blades.
Chung Wah reminded me of a joke (topical given the importance of golf on the Goodison bench these days):
A businessman is vistiting the far east for a high level business meeting and is booked into an exclusive hotel.
Waiting for him is a prostitute supplied as a gift by the company to do what ever he wants with for the evening.
He immediately throws her on the bed and starts making love, they make love all night, however, at the point of climax the girl always shouts "chung wah! chung wah!!chung wah!!!"at the top of her voice...the man is a little confused by this but carries on as she seems to be enjoying herself.
After a night of passion the man sets off for the golf course to meet his clients. On the first tee he hits his driver but hooks the shot far to the left, the ball landing on the 4th green. Suitably embarrassed he heads off after his ball, with his caddie, a local boy.
As they walk his caddie starts laughing at where the ball has landed whilst muttering "chung wah" to himself.
He turns to the caddie in anger and says " what is it with this "chung wah"... what the hell does it mean anyway?"
He replies "....wrong hole, sir"
Waiting for him is a prostitute supplied as a gift by the company to do what ever he wants with for the evening.
He immediately throws her on the bed and starts making love, they make love all night, however, at the point of climax the girl always shouts "chung wah! chung wah!!chung wah!!!"at the top of her voice...the man is a little confused by this but carries on as she seems to be enjoying herself.
After a night of passion the man sets off for the golf course to meet his clients. On the first tee he hits his driver but hooks the shot far to the left, the ball landing on the 4th green. Suitably embarrassed he heads off after his ball, with his caddie, a local boy.
As they walk his caddie starts laughing at where the ball has landed whilst muttering "chung wah" to himself.
He turns to the caddie in anger and says " what is it with this "chung wah"... what the hell does it mean anyway?"
He replies "....wrong hole, sir"
I have it on good authority this joke includes an accurate translation.
Good chips though?
whatever it was it isn't considered healthy now, but it gave the chips a proper taste...though recently butter, eggs and lard are now back 'In'Dripping.
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Or to contain oxo cubes imitating beef
Vesta chow mein was ace - those crispy noodles on top at to be done bob on or they would brake your teeth!lol
Joe Breeze's chippie on the Overchurch used to make his own curry rolls, basically massive savouries shaped like rugby balls with curry in the middle
They were deffo the dogs wotsits.
I did used to go to that one at Grange Mount occasionally as a kid.
I once saw Pie Butties on the menu in a chippy in Bradford.
Two pieces of white bread, heavily buttered, with a pie of your choice slapped in the middle and covered in brown or red sauce.
They also did fish butties, which was the same, except you swapped the pie for a battered fish
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Paul w
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You can't beat a Holland's steak pie cob.I once saw Pie Butties on the menu in a chippy in Bradford.
Two pieces of white bread, heavily buttered, with a pie of your choice slapped in the middle and covered in brown or red sauce.
They also did fish butties, which was the same expect you swapped the pie for a battered fish
gonetomorrow
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The fish would be the "healthy option"!I once saw Pie Butties on the menu in a chippy in Bradford.
Two pieces of white bread, heavily buttered, with a pie of your choice slapped in the middle and covered in brown or red sauce.
They also did fish butties, which was the same expect you swapped the pie for a battered fish
That was a great chippy remember the curry rolls as well,lovely.Used to go with me dad they were always talking Everton early sixties era.Joes wife was Chinese I think and first time Id had curry sauce etc.Great days.
Spot on Donny happy days ,sadly there's no chippy there these days it's about 3 years since the last one closed.
summerisle
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Is that a niche service offered in Amsterdam ?
Paul w
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lol could be.
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