The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Baines' left foot]

Mate. I'm going to quote the movie "Swingers" here. If you haven't seen it, you need to.

Quote #1: "I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, BLF. You're a bad man, bad man."

Quote #2: "You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...big ****ing teeth, man. Yeah... big ****in' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner...Shivering. Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?" And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared BLF, the bunny's scared of you, shivering. And you got these ****ing claws and these fangs...And you got these ****ing claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?"

Go kill the bunny already mate.

Hahaha. Top stuff.

I'm just mainly worried about getting rejected and having to see her for 15 hours a week for the next 5 months.

 

[Millea]

The key is to make them think you're confident even if you're not.

And make stuff up to keep the conversation going.

Exactly what I do. I just tell them things they like to hear and take interest in them loads tbh. Make myself out as a bit cocky as well.

I need to meet more girls me, all the ones I know are frigid or taken ffs. FUMES

 

[steken1]

Nah mate. I think I might be missing a few screws though :dancing: ahahahahaa.

Fair enough, Wish I was spending it with your sister now!

 

[Millea]

Hahaha. Top stuff.

I'm just mainly worried about getting rejected and having to see her for 15 hours a week for the next 5 months.

Arsed? At least you had a go mate, I done that with some girl I thought I'd never get on ever and she ended up coming round mine a few times and that.

 

[Pat's Van]

Mate. I'm going to quote the movie "Swingers" here. If you haven't seen it, you need to.

Quote #1: "I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, BLF. You're a bad man, bad man."

Quote #2: "You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...big ****ing teeth, man. Yeah... big ****in' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner...Shivering. Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?" And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared BLF, the bunny's scared of you, shivering. And you got these ****ing claws and these fangs...And you got these ****ing claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?"

Go kill the bunny already mate.

he doesn't mean kill her though

 

[Furey1878]

Go kill the bunny already mate.

Hahaha, can't wait till BLF takes this too literally and is convicted for murdering the girl on his course.

 

[steken1]

Exactly what I do. I just tell them things they like to hear and take interest in them loads tbh. Make myself out as a bit cocky as well.

I need to meet more girls me, all the ones I know are frigid or taken ffs. FUMES

Hang round care homes mate, loads in there. All filthy too!

Just kidding



You're welcome

 

[Walken]

Be like david caruso in jade

 

[Millea]

Hang round care homes mate, loads in there. All filthy too!

Just kidding



You're welcome

That's genius! Be lurking there from now on.

 

[steken1]

Just show her ya nuts!








Set the library on fire!!!

 

[Baines' left foot]

I have.










Your Ma's a good laugh like

Fair enough, Wish I was spending it with your sister now!

Oh you pair of utter bastards.

Arsed? At least you had a go mate, I done that with some girl I thought I'd never get on ever and she ended up coming round mine a few times and that.

That's the attitude I should have. I'd act all like NEA inside yet be crying my heart out in the middle x

 

[Millea]

Might go dressed like this to lurk at them homes as well.

 

[Furey1878]

Hahaha. Top stuff.

I'm just mainly worried about getting rejected and having to see her for 15 hours a week for the next 5 months.

In agreement with everyone here, I'm as tragic as they come in terms of romance. But I always have a go if there's a girl I like.

It's a weight off of my shoulders at the very least.

 

[Millea]

Oh you pair of utter bastards.



That's the attitude I should have. I'd act all like NEA inside yet be crying my heart out in the middle x

Can be difficult like, just something you need to do really like.

 

[steken1]

Might go dressed like this to lurk at them homes as well.

HAHAHAHAHA, Imagine. I've got your mummy and daddy now I'm back for you, ****tyarse!