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Posted this is Foxy's thread, but better suited here.

I'm wrecked today lads. New bird from work I fancy, and it was her birthday this week. Another lid at work fancies her too, so I needed to move quickly and assertively. Asked her out for last night. She was supposed to come up to the restaurant and go out from there but didn't show and didn't respond right away to a text. So I thought "right, that's off". Then I got home and around 11:30 I get a text from her saying "sorry my mom took me out for my bday, do you wanna still get a drink?" Debated it as I was comfy and it was almost midnight by that point, but then I asked myself "what would Jdawg do?". Literally, I was unsure and I asked myself what advice I would give if one of you were asking me this question. So I said yes, and got her to come down to a place a block away from my house. She was already pissed and I worked at this place for a month last year, so I know all the bartenders, and they hook me up with free shots and drink. We got a snoot full for like $12. Shots, drinks, you name it.

So we hung around after close for a while (it pays to be an insider) until about 2:30 and left. Walking out to her car, she said we should go back to your place and hang out. "umm yes, I think that's a great idea".

Anyway, she stayed over, but full disclosure I didn't slot her because we were on the couch talking and having a great time and eventually she just put her head in my lap and fell asleep in like 2 minutes. So after 30 minutes of watching TV with her asleep in my lap, I woke her up and said we're going upstairs to sleep. Cuddled and spooned. It was nice despite no sex.

But basically I didn't fall asleep until like 5am and even then I didn't sleep that well from being drunk and having a girl draped over me. Luckily I have nothing to do today and not working tonight (she is).

I realize that's not in the Jdawg hall of fame stories, but it was a boss Friday night anyway. And it didn't even start until I left the house at 12:30am.

Lesson 1: When you're old you won't remember all the nights you got a good night's sleep.
Lesson 2: If you fancy a girl, chances are someone else does too. Don't mess around. Start developing rapport right away, and just go for it. I'd rather go for it and be told it's not on, than not go for it and see some other guy move in and maybe find out later it could have been on if I had just tried.

No idea what will happen here, but got a boss night out of it and we definitely developed a connection. Whether or not I'm her type looks wise is a different matter. I think she likes guys with tats and stuff so we'll see.
 
Pat's Van said:
I've been the library today old chum, don't worry bout it, it's what the cool cats are doing nowadays
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Sound *puts cap on back to front*

Were you at the new central one?

Millea said:
Absolute mind bogglers the lot of them.
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Oh. Aye.

johnnydawg68 said:
Posted this is Foxy's thread, but better suited here.

I'm wrecked today lads. New bird from work I fancy, and it was her birthday this week. Another lid at work fancies her too, so I needed to move quickly and assertively. Asked her out for last night. She was supposed to come up to the restaurant and go out from there but didn't show and didn't respond right away to a text. So I thought "right, that's off". Then I got home and around 11:30 I get a text from her saying "sorry my mom took me out for my bday, do you wanna still get a drink?" Debated it as I was comfy and it was almost midnight by that point, but then I asked myself "what would Jdawg do?". Literally, I was unsure and I asked myself what advice I would give if one of you were asking me this question. So I said yes, and got her to come down to a place a block away from my house. She was already pissed and I worked at this place for a month last year, so I know all the bartenders, and they hook me up with free shots and drink. We got a snoot full for like $12. Shots, drinks, you name it.

So we hung around after close for a while (it pays to be an insider) until about 2:30 and left. Walking out to her car, she said we should go back to your place and hang out. "umm yes, I think that's a great idea".

Anyway, she stayed over, but full disclosure I didn't slot her because we were on the couch talking and having a great time and eventually she just put her head in my lap and fell asleep in like 2 minutes. So after 30 minutes of watching TV with her asleep in my lap, I woke her up and said we're going upstairs to sleep. Cuddled and spooned. It was nice despite no sex.

But basically I didn't fall asleep until like 5am and even then I didn't sleep that well from being drunk and having a girl draped over me. Luckily I have nothing to do today and not working tonight (she is).

I realize that's not in the Jdawg hall of fame stories, but it was a boss Friday night anyway. And it didn't even start until I left the house at 12:30am.

Lesson 1: When you're old you won't remember all the nights you got a good night's sleep.
Lesson 2: If you fancy a girl, chances are someone else does too. Don't mess around. Start developing rapport right away, and just go for it. I'd rather go for it and be told it's not on, than not go for it and see some other guy move in and maybe find out later it could have been on if I had just tried.

No idea what will happen here, but got a boss night out of it and we definitely developed a connection. Whether or not I'm her type looks wise is a different matter. I think she likes guys with tats and stuff so we'll see.
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Cracking advice. Need to take this on board.

Jdawg I'm half in love with a girl on my course and I don't know what tooo dooooooo.

steken1 said:
Going to me mums to hang round with me sister, All go innit!
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Haha. Got the lemo ready?
 
Baines' left foot said:
Cracking advice. Need to take this on board.

Jdawg I'm half in love with a girl on my course and I don't know what tooo dooooooo.
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Mate. I'm going to quote the movie "Swingers" here. If you haven't seen it, you need to.

Quote #1: "I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, BLF. You're a bad man, bad man."

Quote #2: "You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...big ****ing teeth, man. Yeah... big ****in' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner...Shivering. Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?" And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared BLF, the bunny's scared of you, shivering. And you got these ****ing claws and these fangs...And you got these ****ing claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?"

Go kill the bunny already mate.
 
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