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Been necking this bird for a few weeks. She's been to mine and we've been the pictures etc. Was out tonight and some lad she knows walked up to her and kind of hugged her from behind then kissed her on the cheek as a hello. Harmless like, and I think he's gay but I still felt like ripping his brain out. Told her this and she said 'well if we're not together we can both do what we want'. I then said 'I'd be so annoyed if you necked another lad, and I reckon you'd feel the same about me and another girl'. She agreed so I went 'let's keep it between us two then.' and she said yeah then necked me.

Have I got a bird? What have I done?

It doesn't count unless it's Facebook official lad

Brennan's got this one nailed. Until it's on Facebook, you're just hanging out.
 
Been necking this bird for a few weeks. She's been to mine and we've been the pictures etc. Was out tonight and some lad she knows walked up to her and kind of hugged her from behind then kissed her on the cheek as a hello. Harmless like, and I think he's gay but I still felt like ripping his brain out. Told her this and she said 'well if we're not together we can both do what we want'. I then said 'I'd be so annoyed if you necked another lad, and I reckon you'd feel the same about me and another girl'. She agreed so I went 'let's keep it between us two then.' and she said yeah then necked me.

Have I got a bird? What have I done?

You're tied down lad, you've got a bird
 
I've been gone for a couple of days, a sort of self imposed exile. But i coming back as i feel absolutely lost right now. My childhood pet, a Dachshund, died literally in my arms at around 7.20 pm today. She had been looking older recently but still had a lot of spark and showed no signs of pain until today when her breathing was laboured. She was only 12 years old which for her breed is not very old. She was the sister i never had and right now i feel sick and a huge part of my life has gone. Feels just as hard as when any of my family members have died. Life sucks at times
 
I've been gone for a couple of days, a sort of self imposed exile. But i coming back as i feel absolutely lost right now. My childhood pet, a Dachshund, died literally in my arms at around 7.20 pm today. She had been looking older recently but still had a lot of spark and showed no signs of pain until today when her breathing was laboured. She was only 12 years old which for her breed is not very old. She was the sister i never had and right now i feel sick and a huge part of my life has gone. Feels just as hard as when any of my family members have died. Life sucks at times

Oh god thats horrible mate, We have two King Charles Spaniels and I knwo when the day comes I will be in bits
 
I've been gone for a couple of days, a sort of self imposed exile. But i coming back as i feel absolutely lost right now. My childhood pet, a Dachshund, died literally in my arms at around 7.20 pm today. She had been looking older recently but still had a lot of spark and showed no signs of pain until today when her breathing was laboured. She was only 12 years old which for her breed is not very old. She was the sister i never had and right now i feel sick and a huge part of my life has gone. Feels just as hard as when any of my family members have died. Life sucks at times

Sorry to hear that mate, dogs are a huge part of the family, and they do genuinely become like siblings. Dachshunds hold a special place in my heart too, genuinely gutted for you mate.
 
Cheers mate. She died at home in only a little pain with her family round her, i can't think of a better way to go for her.

Best way to look at it mate. At least she was lucky enough to spend her life in a happy home with a family that loved her.
 
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