Nope. Not sleeping until this game is downloaded or I can get Xavi on Ultimate team.
APB: Reloaded, it's free so thought I'd give it a go. What you doing up so late?
Think I've got a bird. Heavy.
Do tell.
Been necking this bird for a few weeks. She's been to mine and we've been the pictures etc. Was out tonight and some lad she knows walked up to her and kind of hugged her from behind then kissed her on the cheek as a hello. Harmless like, and I think he's gay but I still felt like ripping his brain out. Told her this and she said 'well if we're not together we can both do what we want'. I then said 'I'd be so annoyed if you necked another lad, and I reckon you'd feel the same about me and another girl'. She agreed so I went 'let's keep it between us two then.' and she said yeah then necked me.
Have I got a bird? What have I done?
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