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Bigmaclad said:
Why do girls [Poor language removed] with your head and emotions lads?!

It's just not fair
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Because that's what they do to lads who they can get away with it mate. It's a big game and you have to become not a player but a PLAYA. When you act not arsed then they're gagging for it. She's too friendly around other lads? Flirt with her mate so she sees it. Thinking she's all that? Tell her that you both should join a gym as you're letting yourselves go. Be a little too aggressive when you make sweet love to her.

This are the secrets of relationships mate. I had to work hard to find them out but I'm giving them to you absolutely free here.
 
chicoazul said:
Because that's what they do to lads who they can get away with it mate. It's a big game and you have to become not a player but a PLAYA. When you act not arsed then they're gagging for it. She's too friendly around other lads? Flirt with her mate so she sees it. Thinking she's all that? Tell her that you both should join a gym as you're letting yourselves go. Be a little too aggressive when you make sweet love to her.

This are the secrets of relationships mate. I had to work hard to find them out but I'm giving them to you absolutely free here.
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And so ends the first lesson...
 
chicoazul said:
Because that's what they do to lads who they can get away with it mate. It's a big game and you have to become not a player but a PLAYA. When you act not arsed then they're gagging for it. She's too friendly around other lads? Flirt with her mate so she sees it. Thinking she's all that? Tell her that you both should join a gym as you're letting yourselves go. Be a little too aggressive when you make sweet love to her.

This are the secrets of relationships mate. I had to work hard to find them out but I'm giving them to you absolutely free here.
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** Hides iPad from wife **
 
mac. Lad.
It's like this.
Lay it on the line.
Either she sucks you off. . . . . .
. . and swallows the lot. . . . . . .
or tell her to for koff.

You need not thank me now. But one day you will. Nailed on.
 
noharmdone said:
Did you say it to get a reaction though mate ?
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No, it was weird. I wasn't being nasty or anything.


Basically some lad she has known since she was young got drunk at a party on Saturday and told her he loved her. She told him to basically do one in a nice way because she was with me. This got me a bit worried/angry which she was upset about because she was saying I don't trust her. Then I said 'well what if you decide that you like him despite saying you don't and just [Poor language removed] me off?' and she looked at me for a second then just started crying and going 'you have no idea how much you mean to me' and all this sh*t.

It was moody.




I NEED THE AZUL.
 
Azzurri said:
No, it was weird. I wasn't being nasty or anything.


Basically some lad she has known since she was young got drunk at a party on Saturday and told her he loved her. She told him to basically do one in a nice way because she was with me. This got me a bit worried/angry which she was upset about because she was saying I don't trust her. Then I said 'well what if you decide that you like him despite saying you don't and just [Poor language removed] me off?' and she looked at me for a second then just started crying and going 'you have no idea how much you mean to me' and all this sh*t.

It was moody.




I NEED THE AZUL.
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Sounds you have a good one to me mate..
 
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