noharmdone
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Aye, think I have.
Valentines day mate.
Aye, think I have.
Valentines day mate.
What about it?
i'm thinking die hard then macct d's for valentines day what you all reckon?
i'm thinking die hard then macct d's for valentines day what you all reckon?
Tesco.. Dozen roses for a bluey.. And I reckon you done..
Seen a lad you fancy mate ?
Because that's what they do to lads who they can get away with it mate. It's a big game and you have to become not a player but a PLAYA. When you act not arsed then they're gagging for it. She's too friendly around other lads? Flirt with her mate so she sees it. Thinking she's all that? Tell her that you both should join a gym as you're letting yourselves go. Be a little too aggressive when you make sweet love to her.
This are the secrets of relationships mate. I had to work hard to find them out but I'm giving them to you absolutely free here.
As long as you don't buy her a Happy Meal you'll be " reet "
nooooo! beans on toast it is then!
Get her something decent.. Will the other lad get her a card ?
We've agreed not to get each other stuff. Maybe if I do it'll be a nice surprise.
No chance. If he does I'll kick his teeth down his throat.
She's got you a card mate.
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