The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[noharmdone]

Why do girls [Poor language removed] with your head and emotions lads?!

It's just not fair

She has text you hasn't she !

 

[ijjysmith]

Why do girls [Poor language removed] with your head and emotions lads?!

It's just not fair

Soon you will learn that there is light mate.

They have these games and say stuff that drives you insane. But you will learn all of these in the doing years and then not be arsed.

Guarantee it.

 

[BlueLlama]

Can't wait sweetheart, it's gonna be so special xx

bring cherry lube x

 

[ijjysmith]

bring cherry lube x

But I thought the cherry was for me and you?

 

[Bungle]

Why do girls [Poor language removed] with your head and emotions lads?!

It's just not fair

Photoshop her onto an STD awareness poster and pin them up around town.

 

[Bungle]

bring cherry lube x

But I thought the cherry was for me and you?

Oh I see, what's been occurring here then? I've been mislead, I feel like a fool.

 

[bluebottle]

Oh I see, what's been occurring here then? I've been mislead, I feel like a fool.

The cheater becomes the cheated.

 

[Bungle]

The cheater becomes the cheated.

Oh look, mention STD awareness and look who appears

 

[toffeejack]

Valentine's day hotel package booked = Llama's going to get some

guaranteed to be her time of the month - nailed on

 

[Bigmaclad]

She has text you hasn't she !

No it's not that, I'm just so f*cking confused.

Soon you will learn that there is light mate.

They have these games and say stuff that drives you insane. But you will learn all of these in the doing years and then not be arsed.

Guarantee it.

I hope that happens

 

[bluebottle]

Oh look, mention STD awareness and look who appears

Well yes, I'm aware you have an STD or two. I still love you though.

 

[noharmdone]

No it's not that, I'm just so f*cking confused.



I hope that happens

Seen a lad you fancy mate ?

 

[Bungle]

Well yes, I'm aware you have an STD or two. I still love you though.

Two? You're being very generous there. As soon as the rash clears up you'll be my first call

 

[bluebottle]

Two? You're being very generous there. As soon as the rash clears up you'll be my first call

Would that make it a rash phone call?

 

[Bungle]

No it's not that, I'm just so f*cking confused.



I hope that happens

Mate, don't sweat it, it's still not that long since the split, in a few weeks/months she'll be a distant memory. The sooner you get laid the quicker she gets forgotten, so erm, what you up to tomorrow xxx