The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena
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Bigmaclad
No mate
I'll leave you two to it
You've been for a walk around her home town Mac? Course you have, a good opportunity to check things out and for her to show you off. Make no mistake she's walked you past all of her mate's houses on a schedule and they've been twitching the curtains checking you out. Any successful boyfriend needs to acceptance of the girl's mates. It's crucial, boosts her self esteem by acceptance.
Anyway have you been down to a local pub of her choice? Ignore that, it's a token gesture mate. The first pub is always out of they way of prying eyes so she can assess your social skills in the ultimate arena and that you can hold a pint without trying to pin her down and rape her by the canal on the way back home.
The second pub she'll take you too will the one, you'll know you're there by the fact she'll innocuously bump into some mates. Wake up sunshine, this is all pre planned. Anyway in that pub you're having a good time as you're a smart cat Mac. Keep your wits about you though mate, you'll see the other boys clocking you and her together on the sly. She'll say hello to a couple of them and you'll spot the threats straight away. Great teeth, they're making her laugh and she's a bit shy around them.
I want you to consider the cat Mac. The cat is a fantastic predator and it's mating ritual mimics homo sapiens. Now what does a cat do when it goes to a different neighbourhood Mac? Spot on mate, it marks it's territory.
No time for the meek here Mac those lads are wanting to jam as many of their digits in her on an empty weekend when you can't make it down and she's feeling vulnerable, unloved and weak. Choose the biggest threat and walk over to him with purpose. She'll see this in her peripheral do don't worry about making it too obvious. Make sure you've got a pint in your hand and looking entirely comfortable with it.
Tell the lad you know what the score is, take a good swig of your pint and spit it back right all over his grid. Like the alleycat hosing down an alley wall or bus stop it leaves no question of whose manor this is now. Time for the other cats to step up or accept the new king. None of them will though man as you've got pure cajones and they know it.
Walk back to her and neck her brazenly. Congratulations, your girl is now off limits whether you're there or not mate.
Anyway have you been down to a local pub of her choice? Ignore that, it's a token gesture mate. The first pub is always out of they way of prying eyes so she can assess your social skills in the ultimate arena and that you can hold a pint without trying to pin her down and rape her by the canal on the way back home.
The second pub she'll take you too will the one, you'll know you're there by the fact she'll innocuously bump into some mates. Wake up sunshine, this is all pre planned. Anyway in that pub you're having a good time as you're a smart cat Mac. Keep your wits about you though mate, you'll see the other boys clocking you and her together on the sly. She'll say hello to a couple of them and you'll spot the threats straight away. Great teeth, they're making her laugh and she's a bit shy around them.
I want you to consider the cat Mac. The cat is a fantastic predator and it's mating ritual mimics homo sapiens. Now what does a cat do when it goes to a different neighbourhood Mac? Spot on mate, it marks it's territory.
No time for the meek here Mac those lads are wanting to jam as many of their digits in her on an empty weekend when you can't make it down and she's feeling vulnerable, unloved and weak. Choose the biggest threat and walk over to him with purpose. She'll see this in her peripheral do don't worry about making it too obvious. Make sure you've got a pint in your hand and looking entirely comfortable with it.
Tell the lad you know what the score is, take a good swig of your pint and spit it back right all over his grid. Like the alleycat hosing down an alley wall or bus stop it leaves no question of whose manor this is now. Time for the other cats to step up or accept the new king. None of them will though man as you've got pure cajones and they know it.
Walk back to her and neck her brazenly. Congratulations, your girl is now off limits whether you're there or not mate.
Elong
The fire rises
Yes but you're not getting those sandwiches until you do all the hoovering, wash the dishes, hang the washing out and give her a foot massage. Unlucky.
The cat.
bluejock
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Bigmaclad
No mate
She's been telling me that all her girl mates think I'm hot so there's that bit sorted.
YOU'RE WELL IN. LISTEN TO CHICO AND GOAT
Great stuff mate. Have you spotted the threats yet though mate? As I've tried to explain that's key.
Bigmaclad
No mate
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