The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[chicoazul]

You got to stop what's know as clit itch in girls. It's where either by a submissive attitude to them or by now smashing them well enough over a period of time their bits start to bother them. First an annoyance, then an itch then a full on vibration akin to having a pneumatic drill down their pants. The only way they can stop this is by the tender touch of strange: another man's being.

I say this Mac in the hope you'll turn up like the king of the castle when you see her this week and make her your wench. Honeymoon is over, you're in charge and things are going to go exactly as you want them. Your assertive behaviour will leave the Joop smelling pump wearing lads of her local neighbourhood look like the weak willed inexperienced amateurs that they are.

Report back on how you do mate and good luck.

 

[FTY]

**swings in minus mask**

 

[Elong]

It's ok Mac, there's plenty more. Don't worry about those Aussie guys, hopefully they haven't roughed her up too much.

 

[chicoazul]

**swings in**








**** wrong account.

Don't give me hope.

 

[MapleLeafEvertonian]

You got to stop what's know as clit itch in girls. It's where either by a submissive attitude to them or by now smashing them well enough over a period of time their bits start to bother them. First an annoyance, then an itch then a full on vibration akin to having a pneumatic drill down their pants. The only way they can stop this is by the tender touch of strange: another man's being.

I say this Mac in the hope you'll turn up like the king of the castle when you see her this week and make her your wench. Honeymoon is over, you're in charge and things are going to go exactly as you want them. Your assertive behaviour will leave the Joop smelling pump wearing lads of her local neighbourhood look like the weak willed inexperienced amateurs that they are.

Report back on how you do mate and good luck.

Poetry. Bravo.

 

[Groucho]

LISTEN TO CHICO HERE

 

[bluejock]

Snakes with tits.

Don't trust a word and check up on her at every opportunity. Finding out her facebook password is a good start. Sign in while she's sleeping and if any lads pop up in chat, flirt with them to find out if it's something they normally do with her. Arrange a "meeting" that her boyfriend won't know about. Then turn up and knife the motherf*cker.

 

[Goat]

I get the impression that these Scottish chaps have anger issues.

 

[Bigmaclad]

I get the impression that these Scottish chaps have anger issues.

Same here mate

 

[Bigmaclad]

I trust her so I'm fine as things are lads.

 

[bluejock]

You need to break them in quickly, let them know who's boss. Goat's missus "stays over with friends" because he failed to break her spirit early. Mrs Jock is in the kitchen making bacon and egg sandwiches.

Whose advice are you going to listen to?

 

[FTY]

Best Cadbury product...

 

[Groucho]

All you need to know

 

[bluejock]

Best Cadbury product...

Caramel.

 

[Goat]

You need to break them in quickly, let them know who's boss. Goat's missus "stays over with friends" because he failed to break her spirit early. Mrs Jock is in the kitchen making bacon and egg sandwiches.

Whose advice are you going to listen to?

The fact that I allow mine out the house, knowing she wont stray or the fact you feel the need to tie yours to the kitchen sink.

Whos really winning mate?