The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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Bigmaclad said:
Once a week maybe? We've only been together for just over a week tho
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The first month is important then mate. Usual relationships around that age involve seeing each other once or twice during the week and then either Friday or Saturday night (with the other dedicated to the lads) before you start seeing each other too often then move in and get a flat together thinking it's excited before burning out at about twenty seven when realising you both bore each other and want to sexual intercourse other people. An affair usually is the precursor for change.

I think what I'm trying to say here mate is flirt with her best mates so it makes her see what you're capable of. When her best mates loves it back she'll be smiling falsely but ready to put her young unruined body on the line to keep her man. In the days of modern technology you'll hopefully be able to film lots of it rather than rely on memory like I do.
 
Bigmaclad said:
She's a year behind because she went to Australia to live for a few months last year. She'll still be in college when I go to Uni
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You need to have a talk about her Australian male friends on her Facebook mate. She's had some heavy petting with them and she needs to delete them all or she'll never be able to move forward. Especially that one with the big shoulders, boss tan and great smile. You don't want her thinking of him.
 
chicoazul said:
You need to have a talk about her Australian male friends on her Facebook mate. She's had some heavy petting with them and she needs to delete them all or she'll never be able to move forward. Especially that one with the big shoulders, boss tan and great smile. You don't want her thinking of him.
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Hahahaha [Poor language removed] off
 
Good man, accepting it is the first step to a successful life of keeping your ho. Some lads are sh*te at it. Their birds giving out wanks on the sly all over the show. An alpha male keeps his bint exactly where he wants her.

Make a gesture from the offset. Ask her to delete five lads on her Facebook friend list of your choice, that way she shows commitment and gives a clear sign that her delightful unspoiled foof is yours and yours alone.
 
chicoazul said:
The first month is important then mate. Usual relationships around that age involve seeing each other once or twice during the week and then either Friday or Saturday night (with the other dedicated to the lads) before you start seeing each other too often then move in and get a flat together thinking it's excited before burning out at about twenty seven when realising you both bore each other and want to sexual intercourse other people. An affair usually is the precursor for change.
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Christ, this is where I went wrong then. Someone rewind my life back 7 years please.
 
chicoazul said:
Good man, accepting it is the first step to a successful life of keeping your ho. Some lads are sh*te at it. Their birds giving out wanks on the sly all over the show. An alpha male keeps his bint exactly where he wants her.

Make a gesture from the offset. Ask her to delete five lads on her Facebook friend list of your choice, that way she shows commitment and gives a clear sign that her delightful unspoiled foof is yours and yours alone.
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Hahaha
 
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