Walter Ego
Player Valuation: £35m
Hello, is there anyone there?
Have you smashed her yet BML?
I haven't seen her in a week FFS! Depressing
Just exactly what type of relationship is this?!
And where can I get one?!
She lives a fair distance away and it's been Christmas and stuff so we've both been busy...
We have Facetimed a few times though...
Naked?
Are you at the same college/6th form then?
Pretty girls at that age get fingered pretty quickly mate so best make your move or some local lad with a ridiculous haircut and dress sense will be wearing her as a ring and bantering her on twitter.
#makeyourmove
What the fck is facetimed?
Chico is right here.
You need to be making a little more effort I think. With surprises and things.
SURPISE FINGERING
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