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Bird said to me today that we can't have sex because it's her 'time of the month'.

I proceeded to pull my kecks down and said "well you won't be bleeding out your mouth will you?"

This was met with: "Oh well just because you made me laugh..."

SUCCESS.

Excellently played mate.
 
Stats. It will currently take the Million post thread 52 years to reach 1 million posts. The late show will reach that milestone in just 18 years at the current rate of posting, good work lads and lasses.

how long will it take for us to win silverwear degs? we should have a chart with all 3 alongside eachother see who wins - trophy, million posts or LNS
 
Like stupidly.

It better mean snow this year. I live far enough away from work now to take advantage of snow days and last year let me down badly.

Come on Frosty. Sort me out this year.

****ing love football in the snow, wish they wouldn't shovel it all off the pitch these days - never forget a chelsea v tromso match in the cup winners cup i think, when i was younger - looked so boss.

as did pienaar's goal at the emirates
 
Today's Azz Good Azz It Gets

Bird said to me today that we can't have sex because it's her 'time of the month'.

I proceeded to pull my kecks down and said "well you won't be bleeding out your mouth will you?"

This was met with: "Oh well just because you made me laugh..."

SUCCESS.

Sadly for me, hows your arsehole? was met with a lot less enthusiasm!
 
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