The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[toffeejack]

ha cheers all the kids are back in school i doubt i'd inspire an upturn in ratings. also i'm back in swansea now and the missus has uni and goes to bed at like 10pm (stupid o'clock) so she makes me tired by about 2 am.

just realised i lost to deloodid in head to head in fantasy ffs

 

[Elong]

Dolmio Grin lad.

 

[Brennan]

Right guys, a LNS task if anybody is up for it.

Sick of hearing from Kopites act as if Suarez is the most wrongly crucified man in England, so i'm putting a video together showing his 'exploits'. If anybody has any gifs (they're dead easy to turn into video) of Suarez and they want to post them here i'd be dead grateful.

I've already got quite a few downloaded including:

- The Rodwell tackle
- Today against Stoke
- Dive with Szescny
- Dive against Blackburn
- The Heitinga wrestling tackle
- Distin/Suarez
- The Ajax dive (where he goes in for the ball from behind a guy and feigns injury)
- Scott Parker Kick
- Ivanovic neck grab
- Ivanovic stomach kick
- Saurez Kompany

 

[Elong]

You've got the Scott Parker kick, was there an eye gouge as well?

I remember him jumping up and down like a toddler about something in a game too, I'm pretty vague about it sorry (probably cos he does it every game).

 

[Elong]

Oh and don't forget getting sent off for Uruguay by playing the goalkeeper then celebrating like he'd won the world cup as he was walking down the tunnel.

 

[toffeejack]

Oh and don't forget getting sent off for Uruguay by playing the goalkeeper then celebrating like he'd won the world cup as he was walking down the tunnel.

good one.

i mentioned something in another thread about his tag team wrestling antics every time he goes down. he seems to do a thing where he grabs his shin and sticks his arm out "waiting for a tag", it's evident from that gif where he tried to break that guys leg from behind at ajax. very kopite behavior in the "look at me" mould

 

[JamesBT]

Right guys, a LNS task if anybody is up for it.

Sick of hearing from Kopites act as if Suarez is the most wrongly crucified man in England, so i'm putting a video together showing his 'exploits'. If anybody has any gifs (they're dead easy to turn into video) of Suarez and they want to post them here i'd be dead grateful.

I've already got quite a few downloaded including:

- The Rodwell tackle
- Today against Stoke
- Dive with Szescny
- Dive against Blackburn
- The Heitinga wrestling tackle
- Distin/Suarez
- The Ajax dive (where he goes in for the ball from behind a guy and feigns injury)
- Scott Parker Kick
- Ivanovic neck grab
- Ivanovic stomach kick
- Saurez Kompany

This is you in a nutshell you maniac. Include a graph and the lads head will explode when he finds out how much of a dirty rat Suarez is.

 

[toffeejack]

[video=youtube;EAHRHT4A9TE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAHRHT4A9TE[/video]

 

[Elong]

This is you in a nutshell you maniac. Include a graph and the lads head will explode when he finds out how much of a dirty rat Suarez is.

I want stats, a pie chart of what happens everytime Suarez touches the ball, from the options of trapping, passing, shooting, heading, diving and calling someone a negrito.

 

[JamesBT]

I want stats, a pie chart of what happens everytime Suarez touches the ball, from the options of trapping, passing, shooting, heading, diving and calling someone a negrito.

Heck i want a comparison of his eating habits to determine a correlation between diving and eating cheese at night

 

[toffeejack]

didn't he bite someone as well?

 

[Elong]

Yep!
[video=youtube;8_4jioyxn6k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_4jioyxn6k[/video]

 

[Brennan]

Nice shouts boys, putting it together as we speak.

Thoughts on a song for it ?

 

[toffeejack]

i seriously wouldn't support him if he played for us. no matter what anyone says, i would probably boo him, something i've never come close to doing for any player that's worn our blue shirt. he is a sorry excuse of a man nevermind a "sportsman". London Olympics and Paralympics are a distant memory when he steps on any british turf.

 

[toffeejack]

Nice shouts boys, putting it together as we speak.

Thoughts on a song for it ?

"You'll always be a c*unt, you're a [Poor language removed], you're a [Poor language removed] and you'll always be a [Poor language removed], you'll always be a [Poor language removed]" we could perform it as a GOT xmas fundraiser