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[Kurt.]

Not all Kiero’s wear capes

 

[Bruce Wayne]

It's quite a juxtaposition

Paddington gets a British passport – but the Home Office treats real refugees very differently

In being granted British citizenship, Paddington has fared far differently than most people arriving in the UK in need of help.

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[peteblue]

So far we`ve got :

Free Gear Keir.
Cheap Beer Keir
Starmer - Drama.

Anything else ?

I should imagine @kurt will be good at this.

HalloweenFearKier
TwoFacedKier
LyingToadKier
TwoTierKier
ColdWinterKier
FarmerHarmerStarmer

Anything to help…..

 

[Xizor]

HalloweenFearKier
TwoFacedKier
LyingToadKier
TwoTierKier
ColdWinterKier
FarmerHarmerStarmer

Anything to help…..

The first is way too many syllables, the next two don't have any internal rhymes, the 4th is well established and easily supplanted by #TopTierKeir, no idea where you think the 5th is going and the last one you just stole off Kurt (and feels a bit wordy).

It's definitely true that the Right just don't understand how comedy works.

 

[peteblue]

The first is way too many syllables, the next two don't have any internal rhymes, the 4th is well established and easyil supplanted by #TopTierKeir, no idea where you think the 5th is going and the last one you just stole off Kurt (and feels a bit wordy).

It's definitely true that the Right just don't understand how comedy works.

Thank you for your assistance, I don’t know how the forum would work without you……

 

[Kurt.]

I need a Kiero

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

HalloweenFearKier
TwoFacedKier
LyingToadKier
TwoTierKier
ColdWinterKier
FarmerHarmerStarmer

Anything to help…..

Kierlynotworking
Kier Starmer pensioner starver
Starmer Lord, Guardian of the Galaxy
1p off a pint of Starmerpramen.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma Kier-meleon

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

DaveKier, bitter lemon.

 

[Kurt.]

First kierlass

 

[Kurt.]

Hey kier,
Come over here,
Slash some money off my favourite beer,
My grandma’s old
Can’t keep out the cold,
Shed cash in her pensions but the banks would fold

 

[Kurt.]

Sir Mick Huckiernall

moneys too tight to mention
I can’t pay the heating cost from
My overinflated pension

 

[JimmyJeffers]

TwoTierKier

What does this mean? I see it a lot

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

Funny that interview. I wonder who she means "shouting at the sea".

 

[Xizor]

What does this mean? I see it a lot

It's an accusation of him presiding over a "two-tier system of justice" somehow, usually made by mouth-breathing thickos to James O'Brien on LBC due to his government being forced to release prisoners early to free up cells whilst simultaneously throwing "people who just posted online" in support of riots in the slammer tout suite.

It's usually combined with complaints that "you can't say anything these days" despite complainants not being able to actually cite anything that can't be said, and ignores the fact that the police are operationally independent of the government (and not involved in managing prison places) and also the Braverman was already criticising two-tier policing under Sunak's government, criticism that led to her sacking.

And that was Pete's best one.