The L.C.A.B. / THT Transfer Window Thread ....

[Alio]

I appear to have missed a Ferris Bueller conversation.

That annoys me.

I was soo tempted to keep it going too, but didnt want to take the shine out of here, so I've added a pic in the GOT mid morning thread, it appears any topic flies in there! =)

 

[little curly alan ball]

I bet that's enough for the onlooking paper prats to start an "Everton look to swoop outcast Klose" story....

SEE what I did there , S-B , lid ???

Hahaha .....

 

[Rook]

Given that we have no money I'd love to see us take a chance on Nugent. He always impressed me when he played. Never had a chance to play regularly at Portsmouth under Arry. Had a nice goal total on Barnsley and that was after Coyle went and he had limited service at best. He'd bleed for us and if he became good (players with size like DM peak at 29-32) he'd never leave us.

 

[The Holy Trinity]

Given that we have no money I'd love to see us take a chance on Nugent. He always impressed me when he played. Never had a chance to play regularly at Portsmouth under Arry. Had a nice goal total on Barnsley and that was after Coyle went and he had limited service at best. He'd bleed for us and if he became good (players with size like DM peak at 29-32) he'd never leave us.

I concur mate, I've always wanted him . Works hard , got a decent touch and would be here in a shot !!

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Podolski > Klose

 

[RFUS]

Podolski > Klose

Podolski = £££

Everton =/= £££

 

[ijjysmith]

Podolski > Klose

Podolski is perfect for us. And his German team (his home town team I think) are utter ****e.

However, the day we can afford a player like him is the day I buy a Ferrari

 

[Astro78]

Sadly, there is no Shermer, IL. Totally made up. Uncle Buck, he's a fair agent.

I heard that same thing through two guys I know, Jay and Bob. Solid lads, but Jay smokes a bit too much of the green stuff, and Bob is pretty quiet. From here on out, I will move my ill fated attempts at clever comments to the Alio and Muggins show. Good stuff Chicago.

 

[ijjysmith]

Smithy now thinks it's 74.4% certain we won't sign anyone this window.

Up from yesterday.

 

[Rook]

Smithy now thinks it's 74.4% certain we won't sign anyone this window.

Up from yesterday.

Its only 74%????!!!!! What is the dude smoking? We aren't going to sign a ham sandwich.

 

[ijjysmith]

74.4 actually...I always live in hope and I like ham sandwiches

 

[The Holy Trinity]

Smithy now thinks it's 74.4% certain we won't sign anyone this window.

Up from yesterday.

Ijjy , don't lose faith so soon mate . He HAS got targets and it won't be easy to get decent players in , but I'm sure he'll bring at least one player in !

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Mmmm a sammich

 

[sw blue]

Given that we have no money I'd love to see us take a chance on Nugent. He always impressed me when he played. Never had a chance to play regularly at Portsmouth under Arry. Had a nice goal total on Barnsley and that was after Coyle went and he had limited service at best. He'd bleed for us and if he became good (players with size like DM peak at 29-32) he'd never leave us.

Ahhh but the $6 million question is... could Nugent play 451?

 

[Astro78]

To break the tension of the transfer drama, a bit of entertainment news:

While we are on movie remakes, it looks like Tottenham Hotspur will be sending a few of their favorite sons to Holywood for a remake of the beloved Wizard of Oz.

First off, who better to play a 'Scary Tree" than the "Ugly Tree" himself: Peter Crouch!

"Don't pick that apple Dorothy, it's a sour sort know as a "Red Sh*te"

Next we have Hairy "Arry Redknapp in his second big role as: The Cowardly Lion. Heard he is so cowardly he is even scared of candies. Something called the Toffees?

And who better to be the Wicked Witch's little winged primate bitch? Look no further than Dr. Zaius look-a-like Gareth Bale!