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LCAB / THT - just bumped into a old mate of mine down at the local and he had a bit of goody goody insider info on some kid named Bueller from the States. May have some illness issues but I'm looking for the obligatory YouTube highlight reel. They call him the Sausage King or something like that. Any word on this rumour?

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Seriously. All yous must chill. You will be informed when the Oracula deems it so. Until then, follow Mr. Damon's instructions.
 
I'm predicting a 3-1 loss (as in 3 out 1 in - loans included). The In won't set the pulses racing and will arrive about page 42 (or page 53 if everyone else starts playing this game)!!
 
ChicagoToffee said:
LCAB / THT - just bumped into a old mate of mine down at the local and he had a bit of goody goody insider info on some kid named Bueller from the States. May have some illness issues but I'm looking for the obligatory YouTube highlight reel. They call him the Sausage King or something like that. Any word on this rumour?

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Seriously. All yous must chill. You will be informed when the Oracula deems it so. Until then, follow Mr. Damon's instructions.
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Classic! Absolutely classic...I heard his name was Abe. Abe Frohman. The part about being the Sausage King is entirely accurate. Heard he hails from Shermer, Illinois and his agent is a heavy set guy who makes boss gigantic pancakes. Named Buck, I think.
 
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ChicagoToffee said:
LCAB / THT - just bumped into a old mate of mine down at the local and he had a bit of goody goody insider info on some kid named Bueller from the States. May have some illness issues but I'm looking for the obligatory YouTube highlight reel. They call him the Sausage King or something like that. Any word on this rumour?

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Seriously. All yous must chill. You will be informed when the Oracula deems it so. Until then, follow Mr. Damon's instructions.
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My - Adult ; American Representative .

From WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY BAAAAAACCCCCKKKK , Chig' is .

He CALLED ME Oracula , in fact .

I DIGS him .
 
astro78 said:
Classic! Absolutely classic...I heard his name was Abe. Abe Frohman. The part about being the Sausage King is entirely accurate. Heard he hails from Shermer, Illinois and his agent is a heavy set guy who makes boss gigantic pancakes. Named Buck, I think.
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Sadly, there is no Shermer, IL. Totally made up. Uncle Buck, he's a fair agent.
 
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