The Heatwave

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When you get hot, you should drink cider all day? That’s the message I got.

Trousers, waistcoats, and a handkerchief around the neck and all. I don't mind saying I feel somewhat ashamed at my own underpants and wet handkerchief on the head combo from yesterday now. I will spend today watching Jordon Pieterson videos and will hopefully be more of a man by the end of it.
 
I love the constant insistence that people in the past just intrinsically knew how to manage and cope with extreme situations, as though there weren't public safety campaigns telling people how to cross a road safely, not climb up electricity pylons, how to use prams properly, not lick plug sockets, how to avoid getting rabies, how to spot homosexuals.

"We just knew"
 
I love the constant insistence that people in the past just intrinsically knew how to manage and cope with extreme situations, as though there weren't public safety campaigns telling people how to cross a road safely, not climb up electricity pylons, how to use prams properly, not lick plug sockets, how to avoid getting rabies, how to spot homosexuals.

"We just knew"

Thanks to the Tufty Club.
 
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