The correct pronunciation of pastie

[Vim Fuego]

It always has been and always will be past- tee ! The Sayers corned beef hash pasty( ie) is a known hang over cure, that and a caramel doughnut before a home game guarantees to blow away any friday night excess into oblivion and ultimately culminates in a deeply satisfying dump on my return home after collecting another three points.

 

[monty]

It always has been and always will be past- tee ! The Sayers corned beef hash pasty( ie) is a known hang over cure, that and a caramel doughnut before a home game guarantees to blow away any friday night excess into oblivion and ultimately culminates in a deeply satisfying dump on my return home after collecting another three points.

since when did you get points for having a dump, how do they mark it, presentation, movement, colour, odour even, who are these judges

 

[Vim Fuego]

since when did you get points for having a dump, how do they mark it, presentation, movement, colour, odour even, who are these judges

The quality of a dump is essential to general well being, and the moist mix of corned beef hash and a sticky doughnut combine to make a luxuriously slick and deeply relaxing plop.I've tried and failed to encourage my family and friends to judge my mersey burgers, so sdaly i'm my own judge and critique.

 

[monty]

The quality of a dump is essential to general well being, and the moist mix of corned beef hash and a sticky doughnut combine to make a luxuriously slick and deeply relaxing plop.I've tried and failed to encourage my family and friends to judge my mersey burgers, so sdaly i'm my own judge and critique.

Surely the density of the composition is dependent on the pastry, pie crust producing a firmer stool in contrast to puff which creates the ultra sliding effect. I would also propose that a tandoori out smells corned beef hash whilst cheese and onions out strips everything in the odour stakes

 

[Vim Fuego]

Surely the density of the composition is dependent on the pastry, pie crust producing a firmer stool in contrast to puff which creates the ultra sliding effect. I would also propose that a tandoori out smells corned beef hash whilst cheese and onions out strips everything in the odour stakes

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science ? Your theories are both exciting and innovative, but surely the whiff of Tandoori would influence a stool vote only to the benefit of the donor,where as my menu promotes fair play ! The Tandoori theory is the equilavent of G14 attempting to bully the corned beef hash championship clubs / plops.

 

[monty]

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science ? Your theories are both exciting and innovative, but surely the whiff of Tandoori would influence a stool vote only to the benefit of the donor,where as my menu promotes fair play ! The Tandoori theory is the equilavent of G14 attempting to bully the corned beef hash championship clubs / plops.

I would postulate that the foreign influence of a tandoori, its inner hidden enzymes, help generate more combustible gases than the mere run of the mill corned beef hash. The presence of exotic spices with in the tandoori mix can also serve to stimulate ones piles,

In comparison to the aforesaid varieties the humble, but stench producing, cheese and onion is a culinary marvel, a master piece of epic proportions, a creation of Nobel prize winning stature especially if eaten cold having been left in direct sunlight for a number of days but never less than five.

 

[Gazdalf]

Pastie. A traditional Cornwall/Caribbean term for the sharing of food. (normally in a clockwise manner)

i.e, Pass dee Buttie on the left hand side.

Or the sharing of relaxed sexual tendency pot smoking friends

i.e Pass Dee Dutchie to the left hand side.


(yes my world is fluffy and colourful. Feel free to join in.)

 

[Vim Fuego]

I would postulate that the foreign influence of a tandoori, its inner hidden enzymes, help generate more combustible gases than the mere run of the mill corned beef hash. The presence of exotic spices with in the tandoori mix can also serve to stimulate ones piles,

In comparison to the aforesaid varieties the humble, but stench producing, cheese and onion is a culinary marvel, a master piece of epic proportions, a creation of Nobel prize winning stature especially if eaten cold having been left in direct sunlight for a number of days but never less than five.

Sir, you dazzle me with your culinery knowledge and medical know how, i'm bereft of reasoned argument, i simply cannot pretend to put my case forward given this new light that you've so elequently shed on this heated debate.However, i shall defend my corned beef hash preference to the hilt and i'll feel a warm glow of smug satisfaction when i stand erect and turn to see my skid marks of pleasure leaving their footprint on my lavatory,and furthermore, i shall not be ashamed to display my glowing pride for my recently deposited kak.

I shall not, i shall not be moved !

 

[monty]

Sir, you dazzle me with your culinery knowledge and medical know how, i'm bereft of reasoned argument, i simply cannot pretend to put my case forward given this new light that you've so elequently shed on this heated debate.However, i shall defend my corned beef hash preference to the hilt and i'll feel a warm glow of smug satisfaction when i stand erect and turn to see my skid marks of pleasure leaving their footprint on my lavatory,and furthermore, i shall not be ashamed to display my glowing pride for my recently deposited kak.

I shall not, i shall not be moved !

My my, your closing statement totally unseats any credibility your meagre argument may once have held sir. Possessing a sound anatomical knowledge enables me to crumbled your contentions into the ground, consider this if you will: no colon has ever been created that can withstand the follow through effect of any variety of Sayers pastie, that is one of the truisms on which the entire universe is based. How on earth you can make the ludicrous statement I shall not be moved is beyond me as it flies in the face of a natural certainty, at this juncture I would ask you, as the actress said to the Bishop, to withdraw sir at once

 

[Vim Fuego]

My my, your closing statement totally unseats any credibility your meagre argument may once have held sir. Possessing a sound anatomical knowledge enables me to crumbled your contentions into the ground, consider this if you will: no colon has ever been created that can withstand the follow through effect of any variety of Sayers pastie, that is one of the truisms on which the entire universe is based. How on earth you can make the ludicrous statement I shall not be moved is beyond me as it flies in the face of a natural certainty, at this juncture I would ask you, as the actress said to the Bishop, to withdraw sir at once

I shall defend my stance until the day i die.No Tandoori based pastry product will ever influence my daily toilet requirements.Whilst my bowel movements may undoubtably frequently " be moved " , my opinion, whilst addmitadly appearing stubborn, is steadfast and solid as a rock ( unlike your Tandoori based stools ).I wholeheartedly agree with your Sayers / Colon example, but surely the Sayers sausage roll is a wiser example to use in this instance, as the world to a man knows full well that these latterly named products produce a torrent of liquid excrement, which in some cases can cause great embarrasment to those matchgoers who dare to sneak out a trump during a throbbing first half of football, only to find a wet, warm sensation of
diarrhoea trickling slowly down their inner thighs.

I'm wearing a paisley cravat and a smoking jacket, so i must be correct in my assumptions.

 

[monty]

I shall defend my stance until the day i die.No Tandoori based pastry product will ever influence my daily toilet requirements.Whilst my bowel movements may undoubtably frequently " be moved " , my opinion, whilst addmitadly appearing stubborn, is steadfast and solid as a rock ( unlike your Tandoori based stools ).I wholeheartedly agree with your Sayers / Colon example, but surely the Sayers sausage roll is a wiser example to use in this instance, as the world to a man knows full well that these latterly named products produce a torrent of liquid excrement, which in some cases can cause great embarrasment to those matchgoers who dare to sneak out a trump during a throbbing first half of football, only to find a wet, warm sensation of
diarrhoea trickling slowly down their inner thighs.

I'm wearing a paisley cravat and a smoking jacket, so i must be correct in my assumptions.

Your argument like your bowels contains no substance sir. you deflect the core argument by introducing a sausage roll, a bloody sausage roll, the food of Wiganners. You not only embarraass yourself sir but the entire board by your low level shennanigans. You are clearly ignoring rule 38 (B) sub section 5, if caught short after farting at a match shove a sausage roll in that orifice, the only useful purpose a sausage roll has ever served.

As for your cravat and smoking jacket it seems you have pretentions above your station as you are by no means correct in any assumption offerred for my consideration, again sir withdraw even with a sausage roll insertion

 

[micknick]

I like pasties

 

[monty]

I like pasties

I do as well Michael but at present Vim FuegoI are going through the motions, literally speaking of course

 

[Vim Fuego]

Your argument like your bowels contains no substance sir. you deflect the core argument by introducing a sausage roll, a bloody sausage roll, the food of Wiganners. You not only embarraass yourself sir but the entire board by your low level shennanigans. You are clearly ignoring rule 38 (B) sub section 5, if caught short after farting at a match shove a sausage roll in that orifice, the only useful purpose a sausage roll has ever served.

As for your cravat and smoking jacket it seems you have pretentions above your station as you are by no means correct in any assumption offerred for my consideration, again sir withdraw even with a sausage roll insertion

Maybe my stubborness will ultimately lead to my wrongful demise, but sir, it was your kind self that introduced Tandoori into this volatile debate so based on that fact, i shall defend my right to introduce the much maligned sausage roll into this seemingly endless battle of wits.As for my attire that you take a sense of joy and satisfaction with your scournful remarks, i sir, challenge you, my challenge to you is that you are indeed deeply envious not only of my choice of pasty, but you also feel the same unreasoned displeasure at my stunning sense of style.Picture Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen with a flaky corned beef hash pasty ( room temperature of course ) glancing smuggly into the adorning camera lens,hopefully this image will give you sense of perspective on the entire issue and therefore result in you kindly withdrawing your scandalous insults b)

 

[monty]

Maybe my stubborness will ultimately lead to my wrongful demise, but sir, it was your kind self that introduced Tandoori into this volatile debate so based on that fact, i shall defend my right to introduce the much maligned sausage roll into this seemingly endless battle of wits.As for my attire that you take a sense of joy and satisfaction with your scournful remarks, i sir, challenge you, my challenge to you is that you are indeed deeply envious not only of my choice of pasty, but you also feel the same unreasoned displeasure at my stunning sense of style.Picture Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen with a flaky corned beef hash pasty ( room temperature of course ) glancing smuggly into the adorning camera lens,hopefully this image will give you sense of perspective on the entire issue and therefore result in you kindly withdrawing your scandalous insults b)

Withdraw scandalous insults sir, I will not amend the truth to fit your whimsy, the truth shall without. I would point out, as you appear incapable of acknowledging the obvious, this thread is about PASTIES, all varieties of the aforesaid delicacy. In what part of God's good earth do people confuse by shape, flavour or any other detail a hideous sausage roll for the king of confectionery the pastie. Withdraw yourself sir or insert the sausage roll in the orifice about your person where it belongs