There now follows a message from the Ministry Of Blowing Your Own Feet Off:
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summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
It can't be Johnson's fault - he was surprised by it 
Meanwhile, the police finally deciding to investigate the parties is awfully convenient for the government
Cow kecks
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So now no investigation from the woman appointed by the government as it's been passed over to another woman appointed by the government.
Who was refusing to investigate them for weeks until now.
Cow kecks
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But has decided to investigate just as the other investigation was due to be published.
Just long enough for the public to forget about it or Putin to invade Ukraine, whichever comes first.
Ooh
Ghost Rider
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I get there are more important things to use the time on but the 'not answering' questions is a little iffy as well.
Like the birthday party story last night was met with this did not happen, which has worked wonderfully for them thus far.
It's the proverbial fingers in ears defence now.
Alan Whittle
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Expecting Cressida (It’s her name ffs) Press Conference to claim insufficient manpower to carry out a thorough investigation as Prince Harry has bought them all.
grandjoeblue
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Would love to speak to working class people in Rees Moggs seat to see why they vote for him. Lunatics.
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