I can just imagine the brainstorming 'thinking outside of the box' session at Conservative HQ:
Sunak: "How do we appease those pesky scousers that always call us scum, we need to pipe them down. I really am lost for ideas. Anybody?"
Minister 1 "Maybe investment in to affordable housing for the disadvantaged?" he says with a wry smile.
*room erupts with laughter, San Pellegrino bottles everywhere. Sunak is thumping his fist on the desk with tears streaming down his face, unable to breathe.
Minister 2: "How about a Beatles museum? They love The Beatles do those scousers."
Sunak: "That's it, genius! That'll keep them quiet for a few years at least. Meeting over!"
*Sunak hums 'Let It Be' as he struts out of the door with a spring in his step