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[Bruce Wayne]

I have some kale, a small lump of mature cheddar, half a thai curry and steamed rice and a packet of beef space raiders.

That's the sum amount of my provisions. It shall be a long winter.

Cannibalism will be the natural solution.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Cannibalism will be the natural solution.

@peteblue do you have any homeless children to spare?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

@peteblue do you have any homeless children to spare?

They're being embalmed in Branston Pickle for later deployment as canapes at one of Pete's secret meetings for very important people.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

They're being embalmed in Branston Pickle for later deployment as canapes at one of Pete's secret meetings for very important people.

Ah yes of course, i was definitely invited to that.

How long do you think it would take people to start eating human flesh?

They always seem to wait weeks making a decision. If you're out of food and you aren't getting any more than why wait?

If somebody just dropped in front of me of something non infectious while the city was on lockdown and i had a full medical history...and no other food....maybe 72hrs before I'd start tucking in?

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

You paint one hell of a picture.

I too want waffles.

Alas, wish it could be pretty. My real dilemma, do I go or liberal watch Picard but complain on forums over his abandonment federation principles. Do I go all Tory and demand my Picard back federation suit and all by saying anything that suits my agenda. Or just enjoy Picard has flicked the middle finger to the establishment and gone all Corbynista... Yes this last one will make my waffles sweeter.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Alas, wish it could be pretty. My real dilemma, do I go or liberal watch Picard but complain on forums over his abandonment federation principles. Do I go all Tory and demand my Picard back federation suit and all by saying anything that suits my agenda. Or just enjoy Picard has flicked the middle finger has gone all Corbynista...

If you need a treaty signing get Picard. If you want someone to shoot klingons and have sex with beautiful aliens you call James Tiberius Kirk.

 

[Harryflashman]

I have some kale, a small lump of mature cheddar, half a thai curry and steamed rice and a packet of beef space raiders.

That's the sum amount of my provisions. It shall be a long winter.

chicken, protein bars and a machete I’m confident I’ve got this

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

chicken, protein bars and a machete I’m confident I’ve got this

Are you worried you might accidentally chop off your penis?

 

[Harryflashman]

Are you worried you might accidentally chop off your penis?

I mean the amount of trouble it’s caused me I should probably have done it 20 years ago , I’d certainly be significantly wealthier

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I mean the amount of trouble it’s caused me I should probably have done it 20 years ago , I’d certainly be significantly wealthier

Yes those court fines do add up.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

My Asda online shop does not appear to be accepted.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

My Asda online shop does not appear to be accepted.

Eat your shoes

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Ah yes of course, i was definitely invited to that.

How long do you think it would take people to start eating human flesh?

They always seem to wait weeks making a decision. If you're out of food and you aren't getting any more than why wait?

If somebody just dropped in front of me of something non infectious while the city was on lockdown and i had a full medical history...and no other food....maybe 72hrs before I'd start tucking in?

With the apparent bowel issues that are prompting the toilet paper rush, I'd be wary of eating the crap infested corpses you encounter to be honest.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

With the apparent bowel issues that are prompting the toilet paper rush, I'd be wary of eating the crap infested corpses you encounter to be honest.

I wouldn't have thought I'd go for the offal parts initially.

There's enough meat to keep you going a while and freezers will still work.

I think female thigh would be the best cut.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I wouldn't have thought I'd go for the offal parts initially.

There's enough meat to keep you going a while and freezers will still work.

I think female thigh would be the best cut.

Until all the energy staff die you mean. I've planned ahead and fitted the electrics in our flat to my indoor bike trainer. If I can go at 75mph I can keep a light on. Take that coronavirus.