Ah, GB News - the enterprise set up to push back and stand up to cancel culture...who then go hell bent on cancelling Pip, Holly, This Morning and ITV and everything in between.
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Toffee_Loaf
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He doesn't get credit for that. It's not that unusual (the more surprising revelation was that Hancock's bit of stuff was actually very attractive). Recall when John Prescott (67 at the time) had an affair ? Men with power somehow seem to be irresistible.
I mean, I know Musk looks like a human barrel, and Bezos looks like a shaved bollock, but come on. Boris looks like a syphilitic inbred in an expensive suiteton mess
You sure he wasn't practicing for the main stand? Nailed on guilty there...He doesn't get credit for that. It's not that unusual (the more surprising revelation was that Hancock's bit of stuff was actually very attractive). Recall when John Prescott (67 at the time) had an affair ? Men with power somehow seem to be irresistible.
Do you have to kill the vibe by replying to me when I’m in the middle of roasting the tories you obscure bell?He doesn't get credit for that. It's not that unusual (the more surprising revelation was that Hancock's bit of stuff was actually very attractive). Recall when John Prescott (67 at the time) had an affair ? Men with power somehow seem to be irresistible.
Calling it like it is. No like about it.
The emir bot has missed this... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65774184 ... because the bot isn't updated fast enough to stay relevant.
Ignore the pterodactyl worrying tate lover, it's worse than a faux gun runner.
I’m starting to think you may have been on the money about me lowering the tone in the CA section you know lol
I was just gutted you beat me to it....
I’m just sad my favourite “gotcha, labour voter” hasn’t been pulled on me in a while by an adversus. I swear I roast Starmer’s Labour more than the tories nowadays (albeit in the same way I get angrier with Everton than the kopites - because I like them and I want them to be better)
I'll have to read this tomorrow I'm sorry. I'm way to 'giggly' at the moment...
Same lol Just got back from my local Irish bar and won a bunch of drinks from a Irish bird who thought I couldn’t recite Amhrainn Na Bfiann on karaoke
fkkin hell, how much booze had she sank?
Toffee_Loaf
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That pet name doesn't describe the extent of my magnificence nearly enough.
I really don't care about such things as MPs behaving badly or political parties covering up sex pests. It has happened since time immemorial despite them saying it will of course be different next time. They're all as bad as each other as I've said plenty of times.
Enough to not think the 6’7” lad with a nose like a mallet and ginger beard wasn’t really Irish lol
Edit, not to mention the Tiochfeidh àr la tattoo on my arm
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