Old Mr Transparency is looking a wee bit shady, no?
Goodbye Sunak. It's been anything but a pleasure.
Goodbye Sunak. It's been anything but a pleasure.
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I want root canal without the anaesthetic, every tooth. I want them crying for the golden days of truss. 13 year punchline en route, and the real balls-kicker is that idiot hancock's whatsapp's and similar are already out there, so there's a like for like message system to measure against. Lets see what's gone missing...
Matt “I’m stupid enough to half-arse my own book that much that I give sensitive data to a insane conspiracy theorist and unintentionally destroy my own party” Hancock. What a guy, the unintentional anarchist
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Well at least Zelensky gets some more front page as Sunak looks for a distraction.
matt "I wore a footy shirt I auctioned after the fact cos the buyer (my local pub landlord that I secured a ppe contract for) gifted it back to me" hancock.
yeah, that huck-fead!
In fairness I have to give some credit to him, I mean a man who looks like a half-roasted ham with the charisma of a faulty kettle managed to have an affair somehow, it’s almost admirable that he could find 2 women out of 3 billion who would sleep with him without a massive financial guarantee
Edit sorry, closer to 4 billion
johnson castoffs. imagine the indignity.
Pip Schofield can't believe his luck.
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Slippery toad has only actually handed one phone in.
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GB news does not forget...
999, let's see him write this off on expenses...
People say “how the pyramids were built” is a mystery. To me the biggest mystery in human history is how a woman managed to sleep with Boris without vomiting
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Dodgy and very predictable.
No ‘kin shot is Rishi the dwarf the same height as Zelensky
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