The Chelsea Thread

[Blue peter]

Estevao is electric and a good little player.

Not sure what's up with Palmer though, looked a shadow of himself.

Other than that, for all their money they're not very good at all.

Palmer is suffering the curse of the awful haircut….as the curse goes…’for as long as his haircut is poor, so will his football be’.

 

[JimEFC_2]

Still PSR compliant apparently View attachment 348715

Interesting that they're also 4th on that list with 2023, and PSR is meant to be a 3 year period. So 2 of the 4 biggest losses in history within the same PSR period, but they're not in breach? I smell something....

 

[GoldenToffee]

Estevao is electric and a good little player.

Not sure what's up with Palmer though, looked a shadow of himself.

Other than that, for all their money they're not very good at all.

A clearly thick lad earning £300,000 a week, in London. Sadly I'm not surprised he's tanked when he knows he's got tens of millions guaranteed over his contract and little pressure to improve.

I noticed he's one of the footballers (Grealish too) that uses these 'celebrity' football barbers. That's the real sweet gig tbf—probably charging them £1000 for a short back and sides. Just pretend to be their best friend and you've got an extremely lucrative job for the next 15 years.

That sure makes my £2.50 haircut here in Asia look cheap.

 

[twoblue]

The LinkedIn Liam nickname someone has given him is going to stick because it will be fun to say on work sites by fellas who scratch their arse and sniff.

Their problems are deep. The signings don't look that good. Emperors New Clothes for the majority of them and this is the risk with playing real life FM hunting wunderkind and banking everything on potential.

There's a lesson to be learned about the need for a balanced squad and some mixture to the profile of signings here.

If he was Spanish no one would care how clever or smart he looked

 

[Toffeeslam]

Rumor has it Rosenoir sacked and replaced with Alonso….if true why would anyone take over there ?!?

 

[Tommy Chong]

Rumor has it Rosenoir sacked and replaced with Alonso….if true why would anyone take over there ?!?

There seems to be mixed reports at the moment:
Tipped for the sack:

Chelsea to accelerate Liam Rosenior sack as elite star being 'wasted' - pundits

Liam Rosenior sack warning

www.teamtalk.com

Well some are saying he has been sacked already :

Chelsea Decide To Sack Liam Rosenior And Appoint Former Man Utd Manager In Shock Development

Chelsea have opted to fire Liam Rosenior and replace him with ex-Manchester United head coach Ruben Amorim.

chelseanews.com

 

[Toffeeslam]

There seems to be mixed reports at the moment:
Tipped for the sack:

Chelsea to accelerate Liam Rosenior sack as elite star being 'wasted' - pundits

Liam Rosenior sack warning

www.teamtalk.com

Well some are saying he has been sacked already :

Chelsea Decide To Sack Liam Rosenior And Appoint Former Man Utd Manager In Shock Development

Chelsea have opted to fire Liam Rosenior and replace him with ex-Manchester United head coach Ruben Amorim.

chelseanews.com

Yeah it’s all ambiguous at the moment

Strife in the dressing room apparently

 

[Tommy Chong]

Yeah it’s all ambiguous at the moment

Strife in the dressing room apparently

The players have been openly criticising him, apparently:

Chelsea player appears to support Liam Rosenior on IG in wake of player criticism

Liam Rosenior has been openly criticised by some of his players lately, notably Marc Cucurella and Malo Gusto questioning tactics.

chelsea.news

Sounds like he’s already lost the dressing room.

 

[Zatara]

A clearly thick lad earning £300,000 a week, in London. Sadly I'm not surprised he's tanked when he knows he's got tens of millions guaranteed over his contract and little pressure to improve.

I noticed he's one of the footballers (Grealish too) that uses these 'celebrity' football barbers. That's the real sweet gig tbf—probably charging them £1000 for a short back and sides. Just pretend to be their best friend and you've got an extremely lucrative job for the next 15 years.

That sure makes my £2.50 haircut here in Asia look cheap.

I've never heard of a £2.50 haircut anywhere in Asia.

Where on earth

Yeah it’s all ambiguous at the moment

Strife in the dressing room apparently

We could do with them playing City & United before they start looking at changing managers.

Think they gave the vote of confidence after our game and would have swapped him by now. They said he's in till the summer as he's not had time to prepare his own side.

 

[Taifi gorm]

Anything to be said for another huddle.

 

[MikeH72]

This institution makes me sick, I don’t call them a football club because they’re not, they’re a Ponzi scheme that exists to trade players and make agents and Boehly’s Wall Street mates rich.

 

[Tommy Chong]

This institution makes me sick, I don’t call them a football club because they’re not, they’re a Ponzi scheme that exists to trade players and make agents and Boehly’s Wall Street mates rich.

Cucurella’s stupid Sideshow Bob hairstyle gets on my bad side as well… Get a proper haircut, you knobhead!

 

[Blue peter]

I've never heard of a £2.50 haircut anywhere in Asia.

Where on earth



We could do with them playing City & United before they start looking at changing managers.

Think they gave the vote of confidence after our game and would have swapped him by now. They said he's in till the summer as he's not had time to prepare his own side.

A £2.50 haircut at the ASDA? Whatever next….a back, sack and crack at Tesco?

 

[Bryan+]

Rumor has it Rosenoir sacked and replaced with Alonso….if true why would anyone take over there ?!?

Money?

 

[Zatara]

A £2.50 haircut at the ASDA? Whatever next….a back, sack and crack at Tesco?

10pints?