The Ashes 2017/18

[deipnosophist]

That Stuart Broad fella is a big girl's blouse.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

To lose by an innings having been 368/4 in the first innings takes some doing.

 

[Philw]

To lose by an innings having been 368/4 in the first innings takes some doing.

Gotta be in our Top 5 collaspses that.


Oh wait, you mean you're not supposed to give the game away from strong positions...??

 

[spence03]

The positive is they changed the schedule a few years back so it now means Australia will only hold the urn for 18 months instead of when England used to.

 

[Brendan Janus]

The Ashes is a load of old codswallop, The Urn never leaves Lords, why play for something you can't receive, silly Aussies !!

 

[summerisle]

The Ashes is a load of old codswallop, The Urn never leaves Lords, why play for something you can't receive, silly Aussies !!

We play in the League Cup every year, and we'll never receive that.

 

[Brendan Janus]

We play in the League Cup every year, and we'll never receive that.

We would if we won it !!

 

[deipnosophist]

We would if we won it !!

aye...there's the rub

 

[summerisle]

Happy Christmas you bunch of wastrels.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Well that was quick

Would have been quicker if the weather had been better.

 

[Elong]

NZ's gonna do them up a right treat as well.

 

[Caolam]

I know very little about cricket but wouldn't England stand a better chance if their players weren't always on the lash.

 

[Hibbo]

Bad luck losing to a bunch of convicts.

 

[McBain]

Bad luck losing to a bunch of convicts.

Not bad luck, just no talent.

 

[Walken]

I know very little about cricket but wouldn't England stand a better chance if their players weren't always on the lash.

It's the very least of this teams issues, and treating grown men like school children with curfews is no way to get the best out of them