The Ashes 2017/18

[kithnou]

I’ll just leave you both to keep comparing penis sizes shall I?

 

[McBain]

Of course I was talking about size and not population. We are a tiny island. Think you are the simpleton mate! I said currently we are better than you in sport. 2010 was 7 years ago. How is that current? So good comeback! Latest Commonwealth games we beat you, we are better ranked in Football, Rugby Union and Cricket currently. We beat you in the latest Swimming World Championship another sport you are meant to be the best in with the USA. Last two Olympics we finished higher than you but yes it was GB. Field Hockey you are meant to be one of the best in the world but now are woman are better than you. Shall I go on???

4 countries mate.

 

[McBain]

I’ll just leave you both to keep comparing penis sizes shall I?

I’ll beat you senseless with mine.

 

[kithnou]

I’ll beat you senseless with mine.

Not responding to your om now mate...

 

[Connor]

Absolute jokes.

 

[Toffee-nerd]

This is dire. Can't bat. Can't bowl.

 

[Connor]

Hahahaha. Send them home.

 

[toffeemax]

In this situation you should really be looking to take time out of the game as well as scoring. Root and Vince, nothing shots, root had just hit a 4 the ball before and looking to play an expansive cover drive and vince, well the less said about him the better... It just appears so much harder to get the aussie wickets than ours.

 

[Toffee-nerd]

We keep playing stupid shots when we are batting. The Aussie bowlers have a plan and just follow it through, full balls to be driven and we resist for a while then go for it. We get the odd boundary but the inevitable fall of wicket happens. Wonder what kind of plan we had going into this test, chose to bowl, bowled terribly first session. Now we bat and have learnt nothing from the first test. Boys against men it's embarrassing.

 

[Azzurri]

Good grief.

Australia should make them follow on and pick some pissheads out the crowd to bowl, at least it'd be funny.

 

[Jeff Jones]

4 countries mate.

They're not countries, mate. You have to tick 9 boxes to be a country - don't know what they are - and none of the British
regions do. There's a lot of rivalry, but you'll get that anywhere.

Anyway, they're just borders, the same as our state borders.

Thought this was the cricket thread.

 

[cronullasharks]

Nathan Lyon. What a catch

 

[cronullasharks]

And starc

 

[McBain]

They're not countries, mate. You have to tick 9 boxes to be a country - don't know what they are - and none of the British
regions do. There's a lot of rivalry, but you'll get that anywhere.

Anyway, they're just borders, the same as our state borders.

Thought this was the cricket thread.

Its funny you don’t do it in other sports though, or are even allowed to!

Yep we thought it would be a contest but here we are.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Garbage