The Ashes 2017/18

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Hahaha what a bunch of whingers in here.

Ooh the kopites. Oh my crumpets.

Take your medicine Poms. This gonna get ugly for you. Blame Stokes all you like. When it comes to sports, we are just better than you.

Will just leave them here for you mate. Also we are currently better than you at Footy and Rugby Union but yeah you are better us at sport. Oh and you can gladly take Rugby League!
 
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Will just leave them here for you mate. Also we are currently better than you at Footy and Rugby Union but yeah you are better us at sport. Oh and you can gladly take Rugby League!

Divide those 29 golds by 4 countries = 7.25 to our 8. 6.75 for London. Again we got 8.

Even worse with total medals. You got 16.75.

We got 35.

You beat us 2-1 last year in footy. We beat you 1-3 previously in 03.

Hahaha yous are hopeless.
 
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Divide those 29 golds by 4 countries = 7.25 to our 8. 6.75 for London. Again we got 8.

Even worse with total medals. You got 16.75.

We got 35.

You beat us 2-1 last year in footy. We beat you 1-3 previously in 03.

Hahaha yous are hopeless.

There you go then! Enjoy that one! Like I said you are not better than us in anything currently except Rugby League which you stumbled to beat us in the final yesterday. That being one of your main sports and not even up there in our country. Even Test Match Cricket you are currently lower in the rankings than us.

You used to be better than us in sport but not currently. Also saying I am pooling 4 countries together for the Olympic medal table, have you seen the size of our countries to yours. If that is your comeback then frankly it's slightly embarrassing.
 
The Australian media is dreading the prospect of Stokes joining the squad. They're taking the sanctimonious moral high ground and say the punch should rule him out of the whole series.

Warner missed two Tests for punching Root, so what's the difference?

The Aussies would be cacking themselves if Stokes joined up with the squad, but I think it's more a case of the actual ABH were he fractured a lads eye socket that probably should rule him out mate.
 
I thought England bowled well with the 2nd new ball and was very unlucky to only get 2 aussie wickets during the session. The big worry for me is the form of woakes and ali with the ball.
 
About time Cook had a big knock, he needs to stay in all day tomorrow.

Badly need Stokes in the side though, if the cops charge him will he be allowed to join up you reckon, innocent till proven guilty and all that?
 
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There you go then! Enjoy that one! Like I said you are not better than us in anything currently except Rugby League which you stumbled to beat us in the final yesterday. That being one of your main sports and not even up there in our country. Even Test Match Cricket you are currently lower in the rankings than us.

You used to be better than us in sport but not currently. Also saying I am pooling 4 countries together for the Olympic medal table, have you seen the size of our countries to yours. If that is your comeback then frankly it's slightly embarrassing.

Oh look who's beat us a couple of times and now has a raging stiffy.

So your comparing geographical size to population?

Are you a simpleton? We are going to cane you in these tests.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Commonwealth_Games_medal_table

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Commonwealth_Games_medal_table

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Commonwealth_Youth_Games_medal_table

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Commonwealth_Games#Final_medal_table

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998_Commonwealth_Games#Medal_table

Should I go on? 20 years of dominating you has really hurt hasn't it?

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Oh look who's beat us a couple of times and now has a raging stiffy.

So your comparing geographical size to population?

Are you a simpleton? We are going to cane you in these tests.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Commonwealth_Games_medal_table

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Commonwealth_Games_medal_table

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Commonwealth_Youth_Games_medal_table

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Commonwealth_Games#Final_medal_table

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998_Commonwealth_Games#Medal_table

Should I go on? 20 years of dominating you has really hurt hasn't it?

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Of course I was talking about size and not population. We are a tiny island. Think you are the simpleton mate! I said currently we are better than you in sport. 2010 was 7 years ago. How is that current? So good comeback! Latest Commonwealth games we beat you, we are better ranked in Football, Rugby Union and Cricket currently. We beat you in the latest Swimming World Championship another sport you are meant to be the best in with the USA. Last two Olympics we finished higher than you but yes it was GB. Field Hockey you are meant to be one of the best in the world but now are woman are better than you. Shall I go on???
 
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